So, that’s Rep Katie Porter, D-CA. This is only a snippet of the inquiry - there’s more to it than what’s in the video - but she’s referring to the horrifying accounts of what content monitors have to go through and how terribly they’re treated by FB. The point she’s making is that if he’s not willing to do it for…

The only thing I can hear coming out of his mouth is “I’m a real boy”.

All of his pretend contrite sorries and pretend humility that these admirable women refuse to buy into!

She is legit the worst & I love the fact that you don’t change her name. The Jell-O shots line is gold :)

I love that you didn’t change her name. Savage 😂

If it makes you feel any better, that condo is probably worth $750k now, so everyone got screwed. 

I’ve never understood why she is so worshipped. She liked to shop. That is the only thing about her. 

Who knows if this is true but..

This is very true - it was very Mrs. Bennett of her.

Her mother raised her and her sister Lee from day one to do one thing and one thing only: Get a rich man to take care of you. She was raised to see other women including her sister as nothing more than competition - she almost had no choice in the matter, but she really is one of history’s most glorified gold-diggers. 

Meh. Jackie O always seemed like a bit of a cunt.

Good. Chick Fil A is horribly overrated. Sure, its decent, but Im amazed at how many people go crazy for it, when its just a bland chicken sandwich with okay french fries. Ooooh, but they made this decent sauce that goes on everything so you dont have to actually taste the blandness nearly as much!

It’s like they are all behaving like the ambassadors in Lethal Weapon II. At the least, Britain should declare her husband persona non grata (if that is the right diplomatic term) and demand he leave the country. What the hell, boot Johnson, Trump’s donor award ambassador too.

The book’s title is Catch & Kill. It refers to the method that some sleezy reporters use. They basically blackmail someone with a story in order to kill it.

I live in NYC and am really aggressive as a pedestrian. I figure, there are literally zero consequences right now for drivers here who kill pedestrians (visit gothamist dot com if you don’t believe me, so if you’re going to mow me down, I’m going down swinging.

This might be the best reply I’ve ever seen anywhere. How niche. How delightful.

That question would have to have come from Dorothy Kilgallen.

“Do you know your left from right?”

“Mystery guest, are you, by any chance, a bad driver?”

A kid I knew in high school lost his mom to a drunk driving diplomat. She was walking the dog with a friend early in the morning, and a drunk Russian swerved onto the sidewalk and killed her. He smelled of alcohol and could barely stand, but refused to talk to the cops. He had a diplomatic passport and license plate,…