Racism, sexism, and the delusional belief the posters  could land Harry.

I do, however, have an urban legend from my birth location (lived there six months, it counts as a home town, yeah?) Anyway. So, this is a swampy area along the south-eastern seaboard of the U.S. A place not exactly friendly to locals, with roads overrun with sand blown off the coast and crabgrass, with roads overhung…

Next question.

FREE SPAGHETTI!!!

Scroll down to my convo with barefootcuntessa. I made a cursory list of the GOP players currently either indicted or convicted of sex crimes. It's staggering. 

I hate these people so hard.

This gives new meaning to Epstein-Barr syndrome!

Finally. may he rot. His buddies too.

If you’re going to murder someone, maybe spend some time watching Investigation Discovery or Forensic Files to find out what not to do. Amirite?

Someday I hope that society values the experience that comes with age. It will be long after I’m gone, but I can’t help but wonder at how much the wisdom and talent of elders will add to just about everything when utilized and respected. Especially women. Amazing women become invisible after 50. And 61? I don’t…

Oh my god! Look at her! How am I supposed to absorb any information being delivered by such a withered and worn visage? I can only understand the news if it’s delivered by a person that would make the average American male horny!

Whoever said that just didn’t have enough money.

Yep, it’s like they had a meeting about how to make their family of websites LESS functional and this is what they came up with:

Trump Brand Hamberders, get yours today!

The 61-year-old man, who elected to remain anonymous, has been playing the same set of numbers for years now, citing that “I don’t remember when I got that fortune cookie, but I do remember thinking the numbers looked lucky, so I went with it.”

Ah: the GOP way. Warm and caring on the outside, selfish and petty behind closed doors.

“It was meant for me and my friends to laugh at.”

Nah. What it really is that they do serve good tasting food. Their stores are clean and their service is great. Most people don’t give a shit about the political thing and they want a fast food place where the food is good, the restaurant is clean, and the service is top notch. Chick-fil-A gives them all of that.

“I meant to shame him in private, everyone else wasn’t supposed to find out”

What the fuck do the owners personal politics have to do with a damn good chicken sandwich?  You people are truly pathetic.