Calm down. No-one is suggesting executing the British royal family. They can just move out of the palaces, get off welfare, and do what the families of 66,000,000 other people in this country do: get a damn job.

Seriously. I’m no Monarchist, but no one is going to those royal souvenirs mega shops to buy Queen Victoria tea towels...

All of their land and money are ill gotten. The only reason they’re wealthy today is because they pilfered off their subjects for centuries and were able to stop because they had enough wealth after doing it for so long.

4) if tourism to the UK is your best argument for keeping them, then what the hell does the rest of the Commonwealth need them for?

So when the aristocrats in France got beheaded, people stopped going to things related to them? Hardly.

Kelly, the tourism argument is complete bullshit when you consider three things:

When I watch The Crown I think what a drag it must be to have the responsibility of being a queen but not the power to invade Iceland or order anyone beheaded.

Eh, the British are free to abolish the monarchy and adopt a constitutional republic form of government whenever they want. They don’t seem to be in a rush to do that, whatever the complaints about the royals.

Definitely BBQ and beer.

Well, considering it’s been raining here in NYC for the last WEEK (including a spectacular gushing waterfall inside Grand Central last night), I am going home and smoking a bowl and going to bed early. I’m tired and cranky and tomorrow will be beautiful - wake me up when the sun comes out.

Definitely. That’s when you bare teeth.

One of the few guys that I’ve slept with gently tried to push my head down toward his crotch. I literally said “are you fucking kidding me?” and then left. Apparently, I’m a ‘blue balling bitch who can’t take a joke’.

Slap the vape out of their hands. I sure fucking would.

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He’s up to his ears in ass.

Leo “reached for his vaporizer and a pair of noise-canceling headphones, laid back and closed his eyes and signaled for her to keep going.”

WHAT DID YOU SAY?  I CAN’T HEAR YOU WITH THESE EARPHONES ON!

He’s up to his ears in ass. He’s probably booked solid until 2083.

I remember that original story like it was yesterday. How has it been three years??? It’s still one of my very favorite posts. As Stefan would say, it has everything. 

That’s a sad ass roll in the hay, yes? Could he possibly act more selfish and disinterested?