Just so I am clear: They reduced the daily briefings to nothing because the president prefers to “communicate directly” to the public via his Twatter account, but we are not supposed to comment on his Twats.  Good to know. 

Well, when he explains it like that...how can you not agree that he needs intensive psychiatric care?

waited tables for 7 years and this is spot on. Number 7 works well with kids too. Often times mom and dad can be a little harried and I have found a couple of jokes with the kiddos can go along way. I had a co=worker that learned a little slight of hand magic and that killed with large parties and kids but I was too…

Waited tables all through high school summers and full-time through college — wouldn’t have made it through university in DC without the income from waiting tables & bartending.

And I averaged around 23%, which I’m still proud of to this day. Naysayers to tipping often talk about it not being fair to everyone, but the…

I was curious about that too but also just assumed he is an idiot so...? 

3 1/2 years

Take your star.

Jesus, how long has this day been? And how the fuck has she put in 3 ½ years at the White House if he’s only been in office for 2 ½, and Spicer and that 11-day fool preceded her?

citation needed

Yard work is the worst. My parent’s gifted us with a landscaping service for the year last year (I’d just had a baby and we bought their house so they knew how much work it required.) Doing it ourselves this year is already a disaster and you’re right about the consequences. My husband does the mowing but I do most of…

“ How people view messiness and cleanliness is also gendered, with women penalized for not being clean.”

Or was murdered.

I laughed so hard I have a gut ache. Thank you. Last week was a shitshow, so I needed that. :)

non tu as tort ... they gave us New Orleans, the amaze balls Louisiana Purchase deal, the Statue of Liberty, respect for Jerry Lewis, ... um, what else am I missing? 

I read in the original article the worker said “You should worry about yourself.” That lady knew what was up.

I worked in landscaping for a couple of years and I thought the same thing about that tree when it was planted. It was not a good looking tree, nor did it seem robust and ready to thrive. Not at all surprised it didn’t survive relocation and quarantine. It already looked like Charlie Brown’s Christmas tree when they…

You are amazing. Absolutely amazing. How do you do this magic? All the stars.

BOOM. 100 stars.

I am in the nursery business and I can state unequivocally that the tree was a cull.   It’s crooked and the branching structure is wrong.  

Probably committed suicide.