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You could just commit a felony. They’d never bother you again...

Changing a light bulb. You could slip off the step stool, break your neck and die.

You... could also leave it with the hotel...? I’ve left my bag at the hotel both when I arrived too early to check in, but also when I have time after check out before my flight. Every hotel I’ve stayed in has done this for my partner and I.

What? No, this is a use of tax dollars. It’s all of our collective money.

Where my loan stands: Zero balance. I paid it off.

The Dept. of Ed has the ability in times of emergency only.  The argument has been ‘pandemic = emergency’.  The counter-argument is (essentially) ‘pandemic is over, hence the emergency is over, hence they don’t have the power’. That’s why the courts have to sort it all out.

It stands at “pay your debt, deadbeat”.

Midterm elections are over. Don’t expect more handouts until they want to buy your 2024 vote.

I think that's a sign of being a healthy person.

If I’d rather remain ignorant of my APD status than watch a video, is that a symptom of APD?

Please stop the videos. I prefer printed words.

Are you guys so lazy that you can’t write an article?  I will not watch your video.

Why a video? Just an article would be much better.

Nope. Nope.

The one unbreakable rule of Lifehacker: Make a simple list into a video no one cares to watch?

I’ll wait for a poor martyr to watch it for me and transcribe the list into a very short comment.

Lifehacker videos are the embodiment of “this meeting should have been an email.”

Counter point DON’T go to a nude beach.  The people you WANT to see naked are NOT the kind of people you would see at a nude beach lol.

Thank you for NOT making this a slide show!