Just seven airports? Ridiculous!

Maybe even a leg. 🤣

“You can pick up a .” - Something is lost right here :)

Car washes? In our area car wash will cost you $25 (Tuesday and Wednesday Special), you’ll need plenty of quarters for that!

“Get shiny hair” - if you drink enough of it, everything will be shinier for sure!

I see this happening when I camp in the mountains (air pressure drops with altitude). But Brooklyn should be safe in that respect, unless yogurt is packaged one mile underground.

Burr grinder is a must if you grind your beans yourself. But there are two types of burr grinders - conical and flat. Conical is the best one, it runs at slower speed which reduces the heating of the grinds and keeps it fresher. It’s also less noisy.

You forgot Stillsuit (Arrakis)

You should not lie that you ever watched Lifehacker video. NO ONE WATCHES THEM!

what about random erections...

There’s a name for that.

Costco gas station is a big reason to join the club, though not every location has a gas station.

“take public transit”
At least in our area that will not be cheaper than driving but will take a lot longer.

Well, I don’t know.

Google is working on that, once they track everyone’s every move it would be super easy. It will just remind Derek to call Diabolik to get the ladder back and then it will tel you that’s Derek calling and why 😁

It’s super easy actually - that glass on the picture - fill it with some good liquor for more than half (possibly add a bit of ice to fill it completely). Call it an instant optimism and drink daily 🥃 😋

> I want to die.

That picture is SO wrong 🤦‍♂️

All these idiots should give up their master degrees.

I think this will be the first thing stolen in a burglary.

I think this will be the first thing stolen in a burglary.