they even got a kidada jones-esque model for the campaign! I was so into kidada (and aaliyah’s) tomboy coolness. I distinctly remember thinking about how dope kidada always looked. she’s the main person I remember from the tommy hilfiger ads.

Brooklyn, near Barclays. Please c’mon by. Pizza and beer. My wife asked what vinyl I wanted and I sent a list. Gonna be a good time!

That is genuinely touching though. I’m sniffling a little.

It’s 4 days until I’m 40something+. My wife is throwing me a pizza party in our backyard, so feel free to stop by if you’re around @leeannrimes and fellow Jezzie friends.

Does anyone else get depressed when they find out celebrities are younger than they are? Britney Spears is a few months younger than I am, LeAnne Rimes is two whole years younger than I am. What have I done with my life? I have a reputation among local non profits for being able to use a database, and married the best…

I feel so old and simple....but was there a link I could click to see my new favorite clothes that look like my old favorite? I had a tommy zip up tube top WITH BONING and you couldn't tell me nothing about nothing.

no chance we could just bring back Aaliyah please

Never was this more exemplified than in the 90s.

I love how thin people can just wear anything.

Oh dear. And as if what everyone else looked like wasn’t enough, Khloe chose that day to do this to her head:

How does a catsuit on a fit 1819-year-old manage to be so unflattering? This is a crime against fashion!

In the same way I gave birthday presents to my mother when I was a kid. She either gave me money to buy something for her or bought something herself and had me wrap it. The second option still happens today sometimes with the addition that I give her the money for it.

I honestly don’t understand what that is.

...including the Ferrari Tyga gave her for her 18th birthday.

They lied to me! I diligently ate nothing but enormous amounts of Chinese, Indian, and diner take out for years, supplemented with candy and poptarts (for vitamins), yet am neither slender nor radiant!

I cried. The la-la just does it for me. I AM SO EXCITED OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. Sorry, carry on now.

Ahem...

I pretend that season 7 of Gilmore girls didn’t happen, I can do the same if this sucks.

Brb dying rn

If this is not good then I am going to pretend it never happened, just like I have done with Roseanne’s last season.