This is a fucking mess.

I have a lump in my throat and my lips are doing that weird quivering thing they do, when the waterworks come. I want to adopt them and give them food and hugs and I don't even like hugs.

Sounds like a damn good birthday party.

Mad About You. Have every season and watch it all the damn time. No one in my life understands why I watch this show as much as I do.

Embarrassing/Horrifying. Interviewed for a job as a personal assistant to a big wig type.

Thank you for dropping this little bit of info. I always thought the difference between the two, was that one was “fancy”(dress shirts) while the other one wasn’t(flannels, collarless and such).

As accurate as that description is, I WISH I had no idea what you were talking about.

Same. I’ve been angry crying(with a heavy dose of helplessness and frustration) for what seems like forever. My heart Is hurting for a lot of folks.

Same to #2. There have been quite a few times I’ve thought about disappearing and not telling a damn soul.

Once you gather that information, please pas it along to me

That is horrifying. Bile rose as I read this.

This is so good, I’m jealous that I could never think it up. One million stars to you!

Yeah, that was the only upside to this article. Honestly? I had to skim that Instagram part, because it started to squick me out. I've washed my hands a few times since.

This was totally worth reading about this feud(except the vasectomy post, that's only worth eye bleach).

I never took to Rousey as many others have. She just rubs me the wrong way for many reasons.

Perfect description of the album. In my head, the joint and the tub are in a cabin in the desert.

I bought a ticket! Thinking about what I’d do if I won, really is a great daydream to have.

Ugh. I’m not sure if this makes any sense, but just seeing that he took the time to commit to his blackface(arms and chest, covered as well) makes me even more disgusted and enraged. He really took his time and put in a whole lot of effort(not a single space was left uncovered, it seems). He had time to think, look at…

Thank you! I felt great wearing it. Gave me the boost I've needed for so long.

As expected, you picked out the most awesome gif. I don't want to know your secrets, but I will continue to appreciate them.