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Congressman John Lewis should spend more time on fixing and helping his district, which is in horrible shape and falling apart

People are wrong. It’s not weather that’s messing with our mood; it’s the fact that he’s been elected president. I’ve been exhausted since early November.

These four years are going to be looooooong.

The amount of energy that it is taking to not go off the rails every time Trump tweets or opens his mouth is goddamn exhausting.

I just *know* Che was like....’hm..I’ve been down this avenue before. “Driver, make a left turn at the red light please. Nothing down here for me on Super Special Snowflake Boulevard.”’

Not to mention her saying this: “McSweeney texts again on December 29, “U hate me cus I’m white. Our conversations r everything to me btw. We have a lot of friends in common and if anyone of them saw this I would b so ashamed.”

Seriously, you’re the one who brought the whole thing up in the first place, lady!

Ummm no. Not really.

You’re like the patron saint of not making a scene.

This! I was recently stuck behind someone at a security gate who had a full-on meltdown because they wanted her to follow the same procedures that literally everyone else follows. She was just utterly shocked to find out that, no, you cannot wear your coat and jewelry and shoes through the full body scanner.

My husband once pissed me off before a flight. I stared out the window in silence for three hours, out the bus window for one hour and then through a 30 minute information session at the hotel, before finally continuing our fight once ensconced in our room. These people need to be sentenced to a rage repression

People who regularly fly Delta: why?

They seem like a fun couple who are totally patient with retail employees and roadworks crew members.

I’m in my mid-40s and those restrictions have been in place as long as I can remember.

There’s always that one douche who’s just shocked - shocked! that he can’t get up and start digging in the overhead bins while the plane is 5 feet from the ground and the seatbelt sign is still on, and always one other person who’s surprised to learn they can’t blithely wander into the bathroom under the same

I think your first error is assuming that Trump is good at math.

I don’t understand how he could say the middle class gets the biggest tax cut (35%), then show that businesses actually get a bigger cut going from (35 to 15)? Am I just really bad at math?

All of my FB friends have been using this as their defense for voting for Trump - “but he’s better than Shillary!” Fuck off you morons. When things go to shit I am calling out each and every one of them and reminding them that this is what they voted for.

And of course, there is #3 on the 100 day mission - privatizing road and bridges. Anyone else looking forward to the toll booths?

“It will not be on the agenda in the Senate...I would say we have term limits now — they’re called elections.”