Yup it's shitty here too. We were just forced to make our own duck walk fun since there was no other celebrating to be had.

That dog is fucking adorable and I want to steal her from Miley.

What do you mean by fun? :)

Nope. I am also fun-free.

Am I the only person without fun this 4th of July? Apparently I am since no one is commenting anything.

I’m the lady at the park who brings extra water bottles and offers baby wipes to anyone who needs it. My kids are older and easier, but I have such compassion for the moms who are still up to the elbows in kids.

I love this! I’m great with kids & mine are old enough that I have time to love someone else’s too. Your community sounds awesome.

I wish it was real...there are so many moms struggling and I hate not being able to do anything. But! I’ve been background checked by my local school district (to volunteer in my kids’ classes) and I have references! Bring me your overwhelming kid or two!

Honestly? If this could be mobilized nationally, it would save childrens’ and parents’ health and lives. I’m all for this. I’d be part of this too! So many more social services are necessary for kids and parents in this country. How could we do something like this? It’d be like Starbucks for Kid Care. And…

I want to put a smiley face sign in my window that indicates me as a emergency, respite child care mom. You? Go take a shower by yourself. Walk through a quiet library. Me? I’ll feed your kid muffins and have them run in the back yard until they are too tired to sass.

“Diarrhea of a Madman” is really a masterwork of a tabloid headline, tbh.

James Dean was an outcast. Oscar Wilde was an outcast. Andre 3000 was an Outcast. Poop guy is.... Not that. He’s crazy poop guy.

Thanks. I normally skip most/all pride events because I’m claustrophobic and I overheat easily. But I’m going to try to go out to at least one of the marches/parades.

Y’all, the trolls are already here. Don’t engage, just flag.

Fucking hell.

Ryan knows the difference. He knows. Every shirt with buttons is not a button down shirt. The terms cannot be used interchangeably!

Danny and Rihanna. Together. Rihanna and Danny. Together.

Talk about gilding the lily. All a bloomin’ onion needs is a dipping sauce or two...

Bloomin’ onions are heavenly on their own and I wish I could say I wouldn’t eat one with extra bullshit on top...

It certainly sounds fetish-like, doesn’t it?