Oh dear...

No.

Taylor majorly upgraded to a luxury model

oh oh my god! I really do love him! I just didn’t know the actor’s name. I guess I just kind of assumed he was actually named Winston, despite there being no reason to believe that.

I’m from Texas, they teach you tall hair from birth.

This gif is PERFECT for the situation. One must be gentle with her, for she means no harm, but firm, for this is not okay.

Whatever, Jaden. Me circa 1989 says my overalls are cooler plus I have this towel. (Why so huge, Kinja? Why?)

No Courtney. No.

I mean... she’s trying to demonstrate caring, so I can’t hate that, but...

Every day practice for me - being kind, patient, compassionate. It’s work and I fail tons, but you gotta do it.

I completely agree. I’ve recently realized that I have to make my every action more compassionate in order to rightly say that I want to live in a more compassionate world. Kindness is a precious commodity, but it’s one that we can generate within ourselves and put out into the world.

High five heartbreakers! In high school I broke a boy so bad his friends had to have an intervention to tell him I would never ever love him. After they told him he was so upset he threw up. Then 15 years later I married him. Shows what his friends knew.

In this case, perhaps not — he is quoting Harvey Milk whose tragic end those sentiments prophesied. He was shot to death in 1978.

You say he’s a delight, I say he’s trying to destroy my leprechaun-hunting business. Fucking physicists.

This quote is how we got my 95 year old Grandpa to join twitter. He follows NDT, The Cool Pope, Potus and Bill Nye.

ALL PRAISE BIRB RIGHTS ACTIVIST.

What is my ex-boyfriend doing in LA, and how did he get close enough to make eye contact with Zendaya?

James Franco, yes.

Oh please, Anna Kendrick, you can break Tom Cruise with a chipped mug or the absence of cookie dough.