She’s a full scholarship student from Kentucky, and a black woman at the School of Engineering, a place where there are not a ton of people who are a) black or b) black women. At 19, I’m assuming she’s also a freshman. SEAS is pretty cut-throat and Columbia undergrad is also not exactly known for their advising…

Does not really have anything to do with tweet beat, but sending this to the internet void. I broke up with my boyfriend a few hours ago. Long story short over a month ago I dropped the L bomb and he didn't reciprocate and now im listening to I cant make you love me at 2am.

Literally me at most shows I’ve been to. Beard, drink in hand and all. Zero fucks given.

Never been to a Riri show (yet) but BBHMM would probably have me the same.

I guess it’s the cranky in me but I think it’s so weird/gross that people take photos of unsuspecting people and post them to social media, even if the intent is good natured. Like, just enjoy the music and let others be.

OT (sincere apologies, Kara): am I the only one having loads of trouble connecting to Jezebel, today?

That is indeed the plight of us square-jawed folks.

I mean, I know white people, I have white friends. My white friends are good white people.

Susan Sarandon herself is confusing me.

“Bow ties don’t kill people. People kill people.”

Funny thing is, I used to wear bow ties, and I would still too, as long as I don’t see myself in pictures, I would also like to punch myself in the face.

Glorious. Simply glorious. I inhaled some shrimp laughing at this - brilliance.

Ladies, just imagine that every punch to the face of a guy named Chad or Blaine is actually a smash in the larger, collective face of the Patriarchy.

Word for word what I was just about to post but ya beat me to it.
Such thuggery.

Hey, don’t blame the bow tie, blame the person wearing it.

pound in the face of a man in a bow tie and boat shoes

All of these men are my boyfriends. They were fighting over my taco: I said whoever won could eat it. But while they were fighting I ate it myself. It was my last one. Next time I go to Taco Bell, I’ll be sure to get a 12 pack.

Cause of death: second hand embarrassment.

As much as it’s even possible for a person to die of vicarious embarrassment, I just did.