I will fully welcome our future ape overlords once they defeat Trump.

OMG. This is my derp.

We woke up my GSP pit mix to give her treats! (This pic is from forever ago but she was v excited)

Counterpoint:

challenge accepted.

Swift has real talent as a songwriter. I don’t think too many people would argue that. Certainly I wouldn’t.

My dachshund Waffles went full Luftwaffles over that German shorthair. I’m nervous.

I’ve kind of hated dog shows since some snobby whippet lady met my dog in the park and told me, unprompted, that he was a beautiful dog but could never make it in the ring because his ears are malformed. Um, excuse me lady, your soul is malformed, all dogs are perfect in every way, especially Bash.

Mine says Derp right back!!

Adorbs. Except:

My GSP niece says, “Derp.”

Error. My family dog is hottest and best in show at sitting on couches.

We were told Great Dane/hound but hard to say with that shelter mutt! We aren't entirely sure he isn't a seal mix.

WRONG. My dog is the hottest dog. Look how sexy my dog is. THIS IS A VERY HOT NUMBER.

There’s an interesting thought. Like, if you act the thing long enough, maybe you become the thing.

As an absolute Talor Swift fan (that is listen to her on the radio and YouTube), all I can say is... I think she’s playing into the demographic that she makes money from. Like this cutesy “I missed a note waaaaa,” her young her fans would act this way. Though she’s not doing it for the camera, I legit think she no…

There’s that. It’s sort of like a Kraft “cheese food” slice getting all bummed out about having a bubble in it, when it’s sitting in the middle of these:

Right, which is why I don’t feel bad for her. If she showed ANY humility or good sportsmanship, I might.

This is the first time Taylor Swift noticed she is not good at singing.

Ronda Rousey displayed lousy sportsmanship and got her ass handed to her. Hope she learned some shit from the experience.