Oh yeah. It’s much easier to carry drugs than, say, a 4-ounce tub of shea butter.

No joke, she ran my brace through the xray machine and said “There’s metal in it.” Yeah, that’s how it immobilizes my knee, genius.

So she made it to the gate with her drugs? Good job, TSA.

That sounds horrifying.

People trust me with their children. I’m in charge of people’s futures!

The fact tha Adrian Grenier probably has a chill life annoys me.

Although our spy didn’t observe any funny business, the pair sat at a back corner table and did look “flirty.” They pulled up to the restaurant in the same car.

Val Chmerkovski is a self absorbed narcissist of an asswhipe, so i am not surprised he would do something shit like that

I’ve never listened to a Rihanna album before so I can’t compare it to her others. I just know her singles. But I am loving this album. I am feeeeling it.

“It’s everything I thought I liked about Drake and Weeknd but for ladies instead of about ladies.”

“It’s the ultimate smoke a joint in the bathtub album.”

Didn’t they tell you that I was a savage?

“more than one hundred pages of alibi documents”

Who are these women who send unsolicited nudes? I hear about them from guys... but I feel like they’re unicorns

Right. It’s all bad.

Which is worse: white girls saying “bruh” or white boys?

Anna Kendrick the same, the same