Aaahhh! I would buy school lunches for hungry kids! That would be great. Hell, I would throw in a snacktime. No more lunch ladies getting fired for not taking a kid’s lunch and throwing it away in front of them because they can’t pay- peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are not fucking food. My parents gave me them I’m…

I never play, but if I did, I’d buy a nice modest ocean front house and some kayak and surf boards, and I’d quit my job. My husband could start his own micro brewery, I’d buy my sister a house, fix up my parent’s place and get my niece with fragile x more of the speech and behaviour therapy she needs. And maybe I’d…

Me me me!!! I’m getting at least $10 of entertainment out of my tickets by dreaming about what I’d do with the money. First things first: Imma put it in a safe deposit box while I consult a lawyer. Once I get the money (lump sum, obvs), I’d immediately buy a kickass house in my dream neighborhood and a pied-a-terre in…

I FOUND OUT ON THURSDAY THAT MY FINAL DISSERTATION EDITS WERE APPROVED AND I AM NOW DR. HURRIKATE

Hey Jezzies!

Literal same. I’d probably also invest in some fancy skin-care. And dental work. Mostly, I would travel and end up with so many pets because I wouldn’t be able to turn them down like I do now by reasoning that I can’t responsibly afford them. But then, oh god, I’d have to also pay people to help me give them…

Buying mine shortly. Splitting the cost with my roommate.

My aunt who has cancer recently went to get tested to see her cancer numbers. The doctor came out and told her her number were good and her new treatment was working. We are all so relieved. She has had some setbacks with her treatment.

I want to start a fund to pay for abortions and name it after all the GOP gynoticians.

I’m buying an island....

I got one!

Ladies....I gots a man. A good man. A hardworking, loving, understanding, hot as hell, man. He officially asked to be exclusive Christmas Day. I really had given up hope. I’ll be turning 30 this year and it feels good to know he’ll be by my side *fingers crossed* Basically, don’t give up!!!

If I ever win the lottery the first thing I’ll do is make sure all my family members have their houses paid off. I’ll make 529 accounts for my little cousins and niece and nephew. After that I’ll donate to rape kit testing, humane society, and maybe buy one nice thing for myself that I can share with others, like a…

My poor puppy hurt his eye this week (grit under the eyelid, according to the vet) and had to wear a cone for 48 hours. He was very unhappy but stupidly cute, so I am making everyone look at pics (sorry to GTers who already got spammed!). Buster is the darling boy in the cone; Sophie, my other dog, is the adorable…

I received a “save the date” for the upcoming wedding of two dear friends of mine. When considering what I wanted to purchase for a wedding gift, I immediately thought of the things they are seriously obsessed with: old movies/books about Marilyn Monroe, musicals (we had a house party for the live version of ‘The Wiz’…

Me! I have such big dreams. I want to give a shit ton of money to help rescue Syrian refugees. I want to load up my sister’s awesome charter school for migrant kids. I want to send all the teachers in my district on a kick-ass vacation. I want to set up a foundation to give funds to parents with medically fragile…

Hi babes! I will be in and out this evening, because I am bingeing on the new season of Wentworth. This is after I binged last night and this morning on Making a Murderer. Trying to put my problems into perspective I guess.

snowed in, woke up sick again, 3rd week in a row with upper respiratory. About to make chicken soup and spiced wine. Blade runner night 2. But day was fun.

*BRAG ALERT*

So my recent re-watch of Law and Order: SVU, which I’m enjoying very much (now in Season Fifteen) has led to an unanticipated side effect. I have developed a HUGE FREAKING CRUSH on Mariska Hargitay! Should’ve realized this was coming that day I put it down to hormones that her beauty made me cry... okay that was…