VALID REASON

It’s a fine line. Lunch is so frought with meaning in an office. Who lunches with who, where you go, if you bring your lunch or not. It’s hilariously intense sometimes. Our office doesn’t have a “lunch room” so you either have to eat in an empty office or at your desk or go out. No one respects lunch either. If you’re…

I have to work through lunch because of all the time I waste here.

Starred for the lion King bit.

Since he was pressed for time, he just went with the “good-looking” Biglari, who happened to be nearby, having volunteered his own hotel suite as the setting for the photoshoot.

The “but” is the clue. That is /s

He has at least one more with blackface:

“but if it’s done out of respect”..............hahahahaha WHAT?

you know when someone gives you like a few indications that they are kind of an a**hole for a while (a few racist comments over time, couple of homophobic microaggressions) but you dismiss it and you’re just like, “no it was a joke and i probably read too much into it,” or “they probably didn’t mean it like that,”…

Your cousin needs to

Amy Schumer has been a wonderful voice in terms of breaking down doors and opening up dialogue as a woman in comedy in Hollywood, but...having followed her career to some extent for a little while, she has a much less nuanced/interesting/helpful take on race. In fact, she likes to be unabashedly racist in her…

I had this conversation with my cousin one time...
Me: blackface is NEVER EVER okay
Him: but what if it’s just a costume?
Me: nope, never
Him: but if it’s done out of respect
Me: nope, can’t be. Not okay
Him: but....
Me: no
Him: agree to disagree?
Me: No... there are clear right and wrongs... and you’re wrong.

Say it with me: Blackface is never ok!

I like your simplicity.

Scenario 1. Pray for better co-workers.

I have broken several laws in Utah. All of which related to sex.

“A large population here is white. So you’re going to put up billboards here so you can meet other white singles?”

we have something like this in Chicago, it’s called Tinder! You set your location to wrigley field.