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So do all Colombian women look like Sofia Vergara, or is this just a bizarre coincidence?

You’re giving me goose bumps in, a good way, by bringing back memories of me escaping my shitty childhood through listening to great depressing music.

👋 But then again, I did grow up in Alabama watching Country Boy Eddie, and listening to The Judds(Only Love is my fav), Garth Brooks, and anything by the Queen Mrs. Patsy Cline. Not the -ish that passes today.

You are younger than I am, LOL, but I am impressed!

Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be cowboys/don’t let ‘em pick guitars and drive them old trucks/make ‘em be doctors and lawyers and such/mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be cowboys/they never stay home and they’re always alone/even with someone they love.

Fuck you, Old Navy.

I’m kind of just glad that the girl version isn’t corrected to say “Young Aspring Cutie Pie” or some such horrid thing. I guess my expectations are low.

Good thing he kept his day jo-

I have the slippers. We need to chat.

I am thinking it was for Jeyes Fluid? Which is awesome. I used it the summer I got a maggot infestation in the bin (the bin men had been, and in the process of tipping the bin out the maggots had gone...everywhere, of God, the memories...) and boiling water and Jeyes leaves you a lot happier that things are clean. It

I have the fancy Old Hollywood nightgown and robe. Desperately searching for maribou heeled slippers.

Worst escape ever. First, these schmucks “flee” to a country with an extradition treaty with the U.S. Then they can’t be bothered to ditch the old phones for a pair of $29 burners. Finally, they blow their fucking cover because they just had to have Domino’s, quite possibly the shittiest pizza on the face of the

Also: don’t throw yourself a going away party if you’re on the lam.

So excited for you! You’re about to taste a delicious freedom that it sounds like you certainly and finally deserve. Fuck anyone who judges you.

That IS okay! I’m so proud of you for removing yourself from this toxic situation. You shouldn’t be living in survival mode. I’m a huge fan of dipping the fuck out from a bad situation and some time to yourself will be so beneficial and you’ll actually start feeling like a real human again. Pamper yourself and let

You are most welcome and I wish you the best of everything going forward. You’ll have ups and downs and you’ll be fine - the best way through life is more like surfing than thrashing or being dragged under. If that makes sense.