I ACTUALLY GASPED OUT LOUD
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By “Holiday” do you mean the Good Friday when I hooked up with super hot Alex? Or the Easter Sunday when I met him at the family brunch and learned he was my dad’s half-sister’s son?
Robert is the man none of us deserve. I’m so glad my divorce rebound was excellent.
Alan may not be the hero we want but he’s the hero we need.
your office manager sounds awesome
Bonus, he was sympathetic about, or at least totally unfazed by, the hook-up with limp-dick Robert. That’s kind of impressive.
I got nothing, too. The closest I have is at my dad’s holiday party that lasted 24 hours and no family was allowed. They had to burst up the people doing drugs and oral sex in the bathroom. Next year no 24 hour party and family was allowed.
My coworker that I was hooking up with brought a date to the office Christmas party. Beginning of the night: um, ok dick. End of the night: sobbing tears. It got so bad that one of my other coworkers removed me from the party and then proceeded to make out with me in the alley outside. We ended up dating for 5 years.
Alan seems like a pretty cool guy!
He loved the high school girls. He got older and they stayed the same age.
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The Goose had us feeling loose?
Mine was a quasi-hookup, but bear with me. These dudes who lived together in a house while attending college were close-knit so they had a “post-Christmas” in February, in one of the dudes’ ranch in the countryside. I was invited by my BFF, one of the dudes’ girlfriends, and I was newly single, so I went. There was…
Right after my divorce was final, I traveled back home for Christmas. A few old friends found out that I was in town and wanted to meet up for dinner and drinks.
omg been there (but not with a racist) on every point.
Mutually inebriated “because we were there” sex with a friend. Might have gone much better if we hadn’t been next door to a couple that screamed and argued. Or either one of us had gotten off. Or if either one of us remembered it all the next morning. Or if it hadn’t made things super fuckin awkward between us.
Agggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh If I saw that stand up and run you may as well prepare for my death.
Oh my god, apparently they can sprint on their hind legs when threatened. Terrifying!
Australia is just ridiculous