Being Drake.

Oh your explanation is SO MUCH BETTER than mine. *hangs head in shame*

I understood the emoji but I’m not a Future fan to that (sort of) explains it.

I’ll take “People Who Have Enough Money to Have Dumb Tattoos Removed After a Brief Relationship Inevitably Ends” for 200, Alex.

Not by any means an authority on what goes through Blac Chyna’s head (didn’’t even know they were a thing) but Thought It Was A Drought is a song off his last album.. DS2... aka dirty sprite 2 aka purple drank aka purple devil emoji thingy...

And at the University of Alabama. I mean, at Harvard sure, Stanford you bet, but Jesus H Christ kids, you go to the University of Alabama. You’re barely in a state.

Who had time for this BS in college? Seriously. Students have classes and a host of other things they could be doing on campus and THIS is what some of them choose? I don’t get it and I AM a member (albeit, inactive) of a sorority. To each their own, but this type of breathing down your neck craziness is usually why…

“Don worry mamma. I iz do the reading and he is do the riting.”

Today at the dog park some old guy said to my puppy, “You’re so ugly you’re almost cute.” Like, I get it that not everyone finds the same breeds to be cute, but come on. My baby is cute.

Oh my god you guys. I needed this open thread.

That’s probably about how bald he would be if hadn’t gotten hair plugs. In 1999, when he was arrested for playing his bongos naked, you can see he was quickly losing his hair. But it soon grew back as lustrous as eveeeeeeeeeeer!

Cool! I hope the surgeries go well for him and that he’ll have full function and sensation!

Justin Bieber’s friends say he doesn’t drink or do drugs anymore.

Wow FUCK Kanye

Rose’s mother, Dorothy, joined in and held a sign that referenced Kanye West who, in a February interview said: “It’s very hard for a woman to want to be with someone that was with Amber Rose, I had to take 30 showers before I got with Kim.” Men are incredibly dumb and this is a good sign.

Rescued a year ago! Don’t let his face fool you, he’s a monster. A terrible, lovable monster.

My rescue pups (Buster, on the right, was 24 hours away from being put down in a shelter when I adopted him, and I found Sophie on the freeway):

GIVE THESE TO ME RIGHT NOW