I am seriously shockingly surprised by how many supportive comments I’ve gotten. We all need therapy.

This whole conversation is terrible, and proof of why there is so much work to do in corporate America. Hang in there. I’m trying to. :)

If you’ve thought about it you’ll never be 100% sure whether it was or not (a “true” accident). Yes, I’m being serious in a game of what if, and I will stop. But not before wishing that you never ever get hurt and that your job gets better.

IF ONLY. My boss is damn-close to being a human trafficker though. I am leaving soon~

Because running away is cowardly. Ending up on the wrong side of an accident is accidental.

As a person who actually had a disabling accident while driving to work a few years ago, I still think the exact same thing when I drive to work.

One time i kept whining, I WANT TO GO HOOOOME I WAAAANT TO GO HOOOOMMMMEEEE!!!!!! And then a tornado blew through my work. I got to leave four hours early and my car was totalled but after i calmed down from the initial shock i was like, “god heard me.”

Oh no. My co-workers and I talk about this all the time. Resign? Or drive into a utility pole? Corporate America is not good for the soul, dude.

Damn, girl. Keeping it real.

It’s a relief to know that I’m not alone on that one.

Sometimes, when I’m driving to work, I think that I’d rather have a disabling accident than live through another week of bullshit. Not the same thing? Okay, I have nothing to offer here. Bless it, as we say here.

Tyra looks adorable. That is all.

Marry me Ike Barinholtz!

Fuck the NRA #Icantbewittytoday

That or not call you for like 3 days after like, what’s up with that NYC? I thought you liked me.

NYC would tell you to fork off. Or at least the old NYC would. Or knife you.

If you spooned NY City you’d probably get an STI.

I did this once. I was a sex worker and I haaaaated it (props to those who don’t) and after trying to make it less shitty by renegotiating my rates with a client, he told me to piss off. I didn’t get paid at all, let alone what I wanted. I couldn’t make the rent due the following day, but had enough for a train ticket…

“I want to inspire people to question their habits and the things they consider to be normal,” she says. “There are always more opportunities than one thinks there are. The next adventure is waiting just around the corner—provided that you want to find it.”

Real Talk: I can barely poop at work, so this is a strong no go for me.