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Read her story and just thinking about it breaks my heart.

Let me preface my comment by saying if it makes those Jezzies that I adore(from a far) absolutely HATE me (to the point I receive nary a wink or gif to a post)then so be it. But, my fingers cannot be held!

This. A thousand times, this.

This song just takes all the grossness.

I must be getting old, because I pretty much went “Ew.” and scrolled down as quickly as possible to read the comments. Or maybe I still “got it" but HATE when food and bodily fluids are in the same sentence?

Crying at the office and feeling incredibly sad, hurt and weary. No words as to how this is life any more.

I have no clue what the hell is going on here. Like I legit stamped my foot and mutter “No more. No more Rachel!” after seeing this. This is one fucking miniseries I don’t want to watch next weekend. This is a made for TV movie, right? Because with each new “reveal” I’m starting to believe it is.

She should be banished and that is one GoFundMe page for a horrible individual that I would gladly donate to.

So I’m guessing her fake dad was one of the parents that whipped her because of her complexion? The same one she was so excited that he was coming to see her(from a FB post)? Or did she have another black man waiting in the wings?

“ I don’t even have the words to explain how hurtful this is on a psychic level to have people defend a white woman PRETENDING TO BE BLACK over actual, real life, actually experiencing misogynoir, black women.”

This is like one never ending episode of Maury. The sad thing is, she will most likely profit from this and become incredibly successful. I see her getting a talk show about finding redemption, a three book deal, movie and a line of scented candles(“Scent of a Nubian Princess” *hurl*) . This sounds quite bratty, but

I forgot who made the comment about how she would address the fake dad, by saying he was a father figure to her, but you called it.

If this was a video, I swear I would actually DIE from squealing my head off. It would be both an embarrassing and happy death.

You would think...but being that he’s a “sexpert”(ewww), he would most likely think that its a result of his sweet techniques in the bedroom(*heave*) and that he’s “on fire.”

I’m almost right there with you. But, I figure since he’s the douche maybe he should just burst into flames instead?

“Wild black” made me laugh so damn hard.

Correction, I guess three of the adopted children are African Americans? I just don’t know anymore. I’ve never been so confused about something my whole life.

“Domestic?!?” What the hell is going on here? I must’ve taken too much of something(left over acid from my 20s?)because this is getting outta control.

Wait, whut? There is so much going on with this damn story. I’m going down a rabbit hole I just can’t get out of. My whole Friday has been wrapped up in this mess.

I would hope that’s a rumor, because they have adopted black children(who are not African-Amercian) and that would add a WHOLE ‘nother layer orf crazy to this story.