same. I was made for that type of shilouette.

This sounds like my childhood. Except it was an aunt who gave me a stack of National Equirerers. I read every single page(including the ads for collection dolls and plates) and was very invested in the lives of the celebrities I read about. Let's just say I was heartbroken when Loni Anderson and Burt Reynolds broke up.

Yeah....I'm in the same boat. My face does not translate well on film. In person? Much better(sometimes even damn good if I put effort) and less scary looking. In photos? I can't look at them and it's my own face! I have one friend in particular who takes the most AMAZING photos and I keep begging her to teach me her…

I love this response.

thank you for sharing this with me.

I though about an IUD after being told that sterelization wasn't going to happen. I figured it was the next best thing. Unfortunately, my body made insertion near impossible without having some sort of surgery(long story). I will make sure I do more research and talk to several doctors. I think completely removing my…

this absolutely fantastic advice. Thank for taking time out of your day to response so throughly. This is something I've wanted for a long time and didn't think it was even a possibility after being told no a few times. This has been the one thing I've been sure about and never waived on. I will be using your advice…

I had star this not only because your comment was awesome, but I myself want to be sterilized and haven't come across someone my age(or in the case, younger) who was able to do so. I've been told by doctors that it couldn't be done(not for a specific medical reason, mind you), or if it could be done there were lots…

Exactly. They were always intrusive and took me on like I was their project/act of kindness towards POC. I smelled the bull even as a kid, but endured it because I was afraid of what would happen if I said something(especially with the hugging teacher and the teacher that always brough lunch for me).

not exactly for me either. I got the teachers that treated me as their special Little "pet". The tongue clucks of sympathy for the smallest thing that went wrong in my school life. The extra special attention towards my grades and moods . I even had one who gave me hugs(ewwww) and a cute nickname. I just remember…

damn, now I definitely won't be able to get my out of towns friends to get on the Cyclone with me. This is my favorite part of NYC in the summer and though I'm not afraid of heights, I am clumsy as hell and this would've ended in disaster for me. I gotta think about this before I buy groupon tickets for the season.

mind. Blown. "Buy U A Drank" was my in car heading to the club banger, back in the day. This has made me love him beyond that.

I like it. I like it a lot.

I absolutely think it's terrible when comics single out an audience member and decide to insult them. I was once the target of a comic doing "crowd work." He almost lost it because I wouldn't back down from his bullshit and gave his nonsense right back with better delivery(if the very small audience was any…

This I love(dr. Who!) and it makes me feel slightly less horrible about being a bad grownup.

A friend's former co-worker and I had gone out on two dates, but after that, I realized that I just wasn't that interested. I did the grown up thing and explained that while he seemed to be a nice individual, I just didn't want to continue things. I figured I wouldn't hear from again and we would move on with our…

Ive been know to do this with the children in my life that I'm not fond of. For Halloween, i make them goodie bags with lots of candy corn and jelly beans(black, purple and green only). Easter its Peeps and jelly beans.

my "fuck everything"go to song is Wale's "Bad." Something about the husky/broken way the woman sings the hook and the part "Cause I've had some issues, I won't commit. No, not having it." I feel it down to my toes. Never fails to get me moving, even if it's just alone in my bedroom wearing my jammies and some heels.

I think I need to do a mall makeover to find a proper foundation. Ive being using a face cream and my usual makeup basics. Never bought one and have no idea where to start. I've got some helpful hints, but haven't found one to match my complexion(that's what it's supposed to do right?). Plus, i really want to see…

Oh fudge. I thought Eggplant Friday was a day where you celebrate how much you love eggplants(and possibly share recipes). This is what I get for not looking stuff up first. I like my idea of Eggplant Friday waaaaaay better. Hmph!