wow, she seriously is a great kid. It really makes me happy knowing that there are human beings like her out there in the world. There is still hope for earth.

I forgot to add, Moovit is a great app that will help you get around. It will map out your trip, shows you where the nearest bus/subway is and if your walking to wherever you're going, the map shows you as you move so you can see if you're heading in the right direction. Awesome.

past experience has taught me that more often than not, there is reason that car is empty. Unidentifiable smells that are so strong you may vomit, bodily fluids smeared all over, and a family of rats that were the size of full grown cats are all things that ive encountered when I didnt listen and went into the empty…

I am so sorry to hear about your kitty. You're right, more dancing is needed! Dance like that audition scene in Flashdance and get buck wild with it! Hell, switch up the heels and glitter bomb yo self. Get as weird and wild as you wanna and let it out.

if the subway pulls in and the car in front of you looks empty during a normal workday(while the cars that have passed have a good amount of folks in them) DO NOT go into the car! Go into another one, you'll be glad you did.

I am so sorry for your loss.

I'm sorry that you're having a shitty time at the moment. You have come to the right place though. Jezebel posters are some of the most wonderful people I haven't met and they have given me wonderful advice/cheer when I've had my shitty moments.

I had sex with my white bf(I'm a black lady) and then ate ice cream sandwiches in bed with him for most of the day.

"I'm sure she views me the same way because during our friendship she's always had boyfriends anyway."

another post that broke my heart.

"I would like to thank the universe for sending that vagina to wake me up in more ways than one."

As always, you are on it for the 19007688457th time. You truly are a "GIF/Meme/Life Whisper."

This woman is who I hope to be later on down the line(switch Dr. Pepper to Coke Zero/Crystal Light and add a silk caftan). I however, will make one small life request though.....please do not let me live to 104!! Seriously, life is exhausting and I'm not sure if I could do it for another 73 years.

Chris Brown, you are truly a barnacle.

I really had no intention of buying something today, but just HAD to take a peek at Millihelen. Low and behold, mama got some shoes!

"Or we could just leave strangers alone."

while his house is glass, mine is fucking titanium by comparison. I would like to join you in the throwing of things, but I'm afraid I'll be using boulders for this Bro.

I know this won't make a difference, but it needs to be said, do not beatbyouseld up for the actions of others. You tried to help someone and in no way could you predict that that would happen. You wanted to make sure a human being stayed alive and no harm came to them. That makes you awesome in my book.

Thank you for you kind words. Each nice thing said and word of advice from all of you, has really given me such a charge and feeling of "I totally got this!"

I am just counting down now till the weekend is here. Tonight, I'm Pulling my label maker out and getting some storage containers(clear!) from Target. Just seeing things organized in my closet makes me feel at peace(if that makes any sense). Plus, I got some really good advice from another poster about getting rid of…