As weird as it may sound, kind words help. Especially when my life seems to be lacking them at the moment. Thank you.

The moves are sweet. The tushy wiggles are killing me with all sorts of warm feelings.

haven't decided if I want to be that pup, or be the owner of such a delightful little thing.

I'm overwhelmed. The responsibility of taking care of certain family members has finally broken me. The thought that this is my future for the next 20 or so years, has me on another level of depression. I just can't anymore , but know that I have to(no one else will and they are not able to take properly care of…

I've had those moments. Being hit on for some weird ego thing is the WORST. My "favorite" was a guy that when BEYOND trying to show me how rich he was, while simultaneously trying to put me in my "place" by calling my manicure "trashy." He learned very quickly that no one talks about manicures and I take care of my…

My mom hated Christmas shopping(but loves receiving gifts!), but usually made an attempt to get my sister and I decent gifts. The year she stopped giving a damn completely, was the worst gift(followed by many other equally terrible ones) EVER.

I saw that this was a 22min video and realized that there was no way in Xanadu that I could sit through the whole thing. Not even David Beckham and his kitten mittens voice could soothe me. whispering makes me anxious like you would not believe. But that's most likely because I have yet to experience something…

Though his head is shaped more like a brick than I would like my mens to have, in the words of Retta, "He can get it!" Bump Mr. Costner and his grumble face, if I was a celeb, this would be my type of bodyguard.

I couldn't seem to find the words(that weren't expletives) to put that #alllivesmatter shit on blast. This is perfect.

This made me laugh so hard, that the combination of my full tummy and tight as hell skinny jeans almost cut me in half.

".....and I would happily cabbage patch into traffic with a sparkler hanging out of my ass if that were the only other option outside of serving other human beings a meal for money."

My 16yo boy relative will be getting.....nothing(as will no one else). Not only am I broke at the moment , but I just spent tons updating his wardrobe(needed new clothes) . Also, i spent a lot on his bday 2 months ago and he actually had the nerve to be disappointed I didn't buy him an expensive laptop ON TOP of…

Trini here! Yeah.....side-eye just doesn't have that punch like cut-eye does. Same goes for when people say someone is sucking their teeth and Im all about calling it a steups.

Ugh, you're pretty much describing my situation except it involves people that are related to each other...and I'm not a member of that family.

You are a wonderful, wonderful person! The weekend is looking up. :)

I am not usually this forward but....could you share that recipe?

I'm work both tomorrow and Sunday. I'm not even close to being in the mood for shit. Don't care what my clients say, I will be wearing something fuzzy and soothing like a blanket. Snuggie and my sneakers it is!

Same. I NEED a new job. Coming home from work and crying into my pudding cake is not the business. I really wish someone would fire me before I get a fucking ulcer.

you know "cut-eye?" Who are you and can I buy you ice cream , which will then eat as we hold hands and skip through a meadow?

Exactly!