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Dali Lana Goo-Goo
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Your comments have me nodding like a bobble head doll with a loose spring. You are speaking major truth. As a black woman on the lighter end of the of the color chart, who has briefly lived in the Deep South, there were many times that I was treated as a status symbol by black men. Who I was as a person didn't matter,

Thats because Philly is weird and skeezy(put you can't pinpoint what it is). I tried to find something about that place to like and I just couldn't. I hated it there. And I went there damn near every weekend to see my ex-bf. So it was my personal definition of hell.

Dirty bathrooms are definite deal breakers! I went back to the apt of a guy I was seeing for sexay times and decided to take a quick pee(beer!) before the fun began. Went into the bathroom, flipped on the light and wish I never did. What I saw was....a nightmare. I actually described it to a friend as being what I

Being a bigot, poor hygiene and hates animals are the deal breakers of mine that would be considered "normal" by most. Then there's my list of deal breakers that I've written in invisible ink....

I love Berense Moutain dogs!! They are not only freaking adorable, but they are the closest thing to having your own pet beat. Also, the cuddles are a thing of pure bliss. The hair afterwards no so much, but worth it.

Ummmm...if you are looking to adopt people to take care of(and most importantly cuddle)awesome puppies, look no further. Not only am I pretty much housebroken, but I cook and clean too! I do have a bit of a shoe and cereal addiction, but I'll get help for the sake of the puppies. I feel all warm and fuzzy looking at

You ask the important questions. Seriously, if you intentionally want a life that requires you to eat mashed-up food, then i think that drinking is a necessity. I'm also curious about the smell that potentially follows from eating soft foods and not cleaning the crevices on the regular(or cleaning on the regular and

No Tyra, I don't want to "attack" Tuesday, I want to take a pillow and smother it while it's sleeping. A slow and boring death is only fitting for the most useless weekday of the bunch.

Me too. My main concern at the moment is how he eats cereal(or any rice dish).

Seeing the wheels turn in his head as he is trying to figure out what the hell tiny Chucks are doing in a Cheegs box, may have melted my cold heart. Him screaming "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" has made my night at the hospital a little less terrible.

Is this the most wonderful baby ever? Yes and no one can tell me otherwise.

I've been hanging old school with my girl Emme, but I will definitely check out these ladies. Thank you for shouting them out! :)

I know that a lot of folks aren't fans of Kim Kardashian, but man oh man, some of the comments are down right nasty. Damn, it's not even noon yet! While I'm more or less meh about Kim, I do like the pictures for the most part. The smile seems real(as mag covers go) and I'm a sucker for that.

My FOREVER reaction to Nancy Grace....

Hunter Punchworthy is it! That is a bro-dudish name if I ever saw one. Now if you will excuse me, I have to go wash of the stench of this imagined bro's grossness.

You speak the truth about the attractive men of Tinder. I joined because even though I'm not quite ready to date again, I was VERY curious. There seemed to be a lot of attractive men on there, to the point that not only did I start to feel a little self-conscious, but I began to wonder if Tinder was cat fishing me.

I love this soooooo much! I want you to write lots of stories about the adventures of Georgia and Buddy. Please?

If I had to guess, maybe it's because a large number of trains pass through there? Both people wouldn't have to go to out of their way, if their train stops there that is. For me, I like knowing I have a quick exit strategy when I meet someone from a dating site. Hell, I might actually use that spot when I decided to

I'm guessing most parents realized what crap that game was.

Yikes. Child pageants give me the shivers. Now I must clear my head with a Tracy Jordan quote- "You treat me like a child! No, worse. You treat me like one of those pageant girls with the clip-on teeth."