Right?? I feel like I would need my own theme song for this. Or a live band to follow me everywhere I go.

I go to polyvore for ideas and then search for a cheaper alternative. If it's warm weather, would you consider flats sandals? There are some awesome ones out there that look dressy and are still comfortable. Not sure your budget(there are waaaay cheaper versions out there)or tastes, but Kate Spade has cute flats like…

Congrats on the awesome party! The little one looks not only adorable, but incredibly happy. :)

Cyd Charisse commands your attention and refuses to let it go. Not that you would want her to.

You handled one of my nightmares like a goddamn angel! I've been skating by, but I know one day someone will vomit on me. I also know that will be the day that I become a killer.

I've never seen this before, but I love it more than my fourth favorite kind of cheese.

I know that this wouldn't usually be the place for this, but I figured I'd try anyway. I wasn't going to dress up for Halloween this year(because of various things including depression and it being freaking cold), but I've changed my mind. As someone who never dressed up as a kid, I actually enjoy getting creative and…

Ugh, I am not. If I didn't desperately need my hair done, I would be under the covers all day. :( The Drake gif made me giggle and that's what I needed.

While this probably won't be considered a scary story, it is a childhood memory that still sticks with me.

Yeah, I overthink things a bit.

Same here. If I had to be honest, it seemed like everyone was on their best behavior today on my train. People were giving up their seats to others, saying "excuse me" and not a single person took up an empty seat with the crap(bags, feet, etc.). It was a subway miracle.

Ive actually thought about this quite a bit and the maintenance of this thing would be too much for me. On top of the regular cleanings(you know, subway grossness), I would have to find a way to deal with the heat of being inside what is essentially a furry coffin. Either I install a fan in that thing, or make sure…

Not sure what this says about me, but I would be Hazmat Goat every day on the train if I could.

The train to work tomorrow is going to be more interesting than usual. :(

Sooo gross. The more I watched, the more disgusted I became. I had to stop halfway through because I just couldn't anymore. My face was a twisted mess afterwards. Pretty much this...

As a huge 30 Rock fan, this just made my Thursday. Thank you. :)

I feel sad for them too. Even sitting at my desk, I'm a little teary thinking about the shit people put upon their children. Thankfully, we both turned out okay. I spent a lot of my teens(and a little of my early twenties)pondering that same thing- How different would things have been if she was just...kind to me?…

Had a very similar experience growing up. The "spankings" I got from my mom just made me hurt and angry. I put a wall up and daydreamed about being adopted, pretty much all the time. Our relationship will never be close because of that and the way that she talked to me. Now, I'm the one taking care of her and I try to…

Those were my favorite! But now, I think I need to watch the video 5 billion more times just to be sure.

you sop up your slaw with a biscuit too?? Please tell me yes, or my heart will forever be broken.