And it will never let you down. I eat the cole slaw with the biscuits and it always brings me happiness.

grey is amazing and no one can convince me otherwise. Hell, I love grey so much, I painted my bedroom grey.

My mom puts plantain in her's too! She added shredded pork or beef depending on her mood. She also adds cornmeal dumplings and other yumminess. Maybe the love of split pea soup is a Caribbean thing?

For a second, I thought I was the only split pea soup lover. Like you, my mom's recipe is so damn good, that it I give bowl privileges. Which is something I usually reserve for important things, like cereal and ice cream. Then again, it's pretty much a damn meal, so maybe it's not really considered a soup.

Ryan O'Neil is the human form of flesh-eating bacteria. It seems his only goal in relationships is to destroy his partners all the way to their core, until there is nothing left. The. Worst. The only good thing that came from me reading this, is that is reminded me how AWESOME Anjelica Houston is. I should probably…

As a person who always enjoys a pre-meal meal, I wish for the same thing. One day, they'll get it. If not, I'll just go around stealing everyone's fingernails. That'll teach them!

"And just in time for the holidays! A cool black person is the greatest gift you could ever give your kid. Throw shade at the other basic parents and get Bobby his very own now, before they're all gone!"

They are and will most surely give an otherwise good woman the vapors!

Maybe.....but wouldn't it be a bad if the stage was cold? My only point of reference is a Seinfield episode, but I think the cold affects their bathing suit parts. On the the other hand, my feet are always cold and I keep the cozy on the regular. Still so confused....I REALLY need to let this go and go eat some cake.

As much as seeing him pantsless but with socks on confused the shit outta me, I think I was more upset by the state of them. Those sad, droopy, purple-ish looking things, should've NEVER been seen in the presence of paying "company."

Its interesting that socks would be the deciding factor as to whether or not someone gets charged for solicitation.

See, I can understand being barefoot, but then I think about whether or not it ruins the look of the costume. And now I go further down the rabbit hole.

It never really occurred to me that male strippers wear socks with their costumes. Now that's all I can think of and I want to know more about the socks and shoes situation. How many of them take their shoes off? Are loafers or Velcro shoes better? Do socks make things more slippery(no pun, no pun!) on the stage? Are…

Will Heard? I don't know this young man, but he seems to have a nice voice. At this very moment, I've come to the realization that I am indeed getting older. I know nothing about new music that's out there and I feel like I need to start listening to the radio(which makes me sound even older), or something. Jeez,…

Pie and cider doughnuts? Sigh... even your shame eating is better. :)

Damn it, you've made me like Shia! Now I must eat my shame. Good thing I keep a back up of Ben and Jerrys.

That's what I was thinking(like mint, basil or pomegranate cubes) , before I read the whole thing. But clearer ice?!?! Pssh, that extra dollar is dessert money.

"NY is like your obnoxious, grimy and flaky boyfriend who smugly knows you'll put up with his bullshit. Let's all find a new boyfriend or at least date."

"...like the streets were paved with cotton candy and Birkin bags." I know this is sad, but I wish that for one day that were true. Granted, if the streets were paved inBirkins, I'd probably be hawking them on eBay.

Well I do love a good Halloween story. I just might. Although, this might be more of a "growing up a weird kid" kind of story. :)