“If you don’t know what you’re talking about, shut the fuck up!” said Stephen A Smith, shortly before the universe collapsed into an irony-singularity 

Lolz, SAS acting like Yao Ming is an undercover agent and will now be found floating in the Yangtze River because of Morey’s tweet.

“Ladies and Gentlemen, let me say this, I have nothing to say. (Continues talking until the universe expands to the point we all die from Universal Cold Death)“

I dont think ive heard heard a more helpful answer from an athlete in the history of sports. he has a future as a tv analyst

From China’s point of view, tariffs are a policy issue but Hong Kong is a sovereignty issue. Reasonable people can disagree on the finer points of trade policy but supporting what they see as an illegitimate succession movement is a bright line for foreigners– you can’t call for revolution against the PRC with the…

How does China feel about the NBA’s tanking problem?

Wow it's almost like China is *really fucking terrible*

This.  Fuck them and fuck spineless Fertitta and his garbage steakhouses.  Support the HK protests.

I kind of love how China throwing a gigantic tantrum is drawing vastly more attention to the tweet and thus the issue at hand. The Streisinorand Effect.

he offered to go get ice cream with the kid to patch things up.

Totally fuck Qatar. What a disaster of a host for anything that is ostensibly fun.

Especially in the best of 5 round. I also remember the A’s giving it to Houston pretty good less than a month ago. I don’t think the Astros are a lock to beat anyone in the AL.  As a Yankees fan, I don’t want anything to do with the Astros, Rays or A’s.  Whoever makes it to the World Series will have already played…

I assure you, no one in Houston is taking either team lightly.

How can any Astros fan not love Morton? He nutted out one of the biggest postseason appearances in recent memory, yet is seldom mentioned. I want him back. Anyway, that postseason was as up in the air as any I’ve seen. Getting through the Red Sox, Yankees and Dodgers (104 wins!) to win it all was insane.

As an Astros fan, I hope Ray is right. But I feel like the baseball playoffs are a different animal. The sample size is large enough that a significantly better team should win, but short enough for funky things to happen. And I guess I just don’t think any team is significantly better than any other. (Most of the…

If only all NFL owners had the moral fortitude to just not sign a headhunting sociopath, but let’s be real here. Not like he did something dangerous or distracting like, I dunno, refusing to stand for the national anthem.

You know what bothers me most about that signing? He has been a below average LB the past few years commanding one of the worst defenses in both seasons. He has never been great outside of his vicious hits, and thats the risk that the Raiders wanted to take: have a guy with a chip on his shoulder that can no longer…

I live in Canada, and I know her. A lot of us know her

vinegar salt = electrolytes

Bless you, Dan. This was a ride!