he can afford the fine. That’s why. Keep spending your entire morning on deadspin commenting on how pro athletes don’t work as hard as you do.

Counterpoint: I’ve made $226 million dollars being one of the best at what I do. Why should I have to waste my time answering the questions of a guy that constantly trolls me on Twitter? Frankly, why should literally anyone have to put up with that?

GME’s stock price usually doubles (if not more) when a new system is released. Hell, in 2012 it went from $18 to $56 by December. There was little investor faith back in 2017, largely from rumors (at the time) of a GME selloff, and with ninty launching after the holiday high, very few investors were still holding come…

This is a very valid point you fat, selfish, hypocrite. 

Like most people, they criticize in others what they secretly despise about themselves, you fat asshole. 

Counterpoint: this guy might be an idiot and a troll.

> It’s so strange how sports survived all those years

> Nobody liked this call.

hey, another anti-VAR Deadspin article! This one making a strained cancer-cold analogy.  It’s funny that as more and more people and pundits are coming around on VAR and realizing that the real problem is vague or poorly worded rules Deadspin keeps digging in. If only they had something new to say instead of rehashing…

Yes, I recall the halcyon days of yesteryear when there were no weekly controversies in soccer based on disputed handballs and offsides calls.

Women sneaking into exclusively dude events has a long history.

Surprised that it wasn’t one of Clemens’ kids: Kody, Kasper, Kooper, KKK, Karmen, Korias, K’tucky or Kor. 

I thought that too, but remember: he said it in Spanish.

Imagine being too homophobic for Utah.

The “Source” the athletic quoted doesn’t seem to understand how liability works. The NFL has a policy which is supposed to increase safety. If they knowingly violate that policy and allow a player to use old, unapproved, equipment that does not meet the policy and the player gets hurt, that’s when “the liability will…

I like him because I don’t take myself too seriously. And hearing plenty of interviews with him he knows what he’s doing. It’s goofy and certainly not for everybody but I prefer that to some psycho like Jack Edwards or Tommy Heinsohn who scream bloody murder every time a call goes against the home team

I’ve driven my aunt’s automatic C7 GS, and it kinda sucks. Extremely slow to shift, never shifts at an appropriate time in auto mode, huge pauses between pulling the paddle and it actually changing gear, and lots of “shift request denied” while downshifting on the track.

“Sorry, that came out weird. What I meant to say was that I’m going to jerk off first and then pop Madden in. Better?”

“There’s an old, presumably apocryphal tale about body integrity, good body sealing, and absence of unsightly gaps around the hood, trunk, and doors. It goes like this: To test for the car’s airtightness, Toyota engineers would leave a cat in the car in the evening. The next morning, if the cat was active and…