The dramatic improvement in singing that comes with age has less to do emotional maturity than with the physical maturity and development of the instrument itself. She’s 13. She could have total understanding of what Calaf is going through and she still wouldn’t be able to do the aria justice.

The only thing that can stop a bad toddler with a gun is a good toddler with a gun. Arm all toddlers!

People forget that there was at least one armed guard at Columbine:

James Marsden is the only Corny Collins I will accept. Same with Queen Latifah as Motormouth Maybelle. And Allison Janney as Penny’s mom. I have serious difficulty seeing anyone else do it as well as them.

Seriously...all the Senate has to do is filibuster the nominees. That way the President fulfills his Constitutional duty and the Senate fulfills theirs with the bonus of still getting to look like petulant children.

Isn’t erectile dysfunction the men’s version of menopause? Shouldn't they drop dead after they need to take a blue pill?

I’m sure that’s part of it. In my experience, women are less likely to speak up because we feel like we have to be 100% correct about everything, and better and smarter than the guys. I’m sure it’s all in my head, but it can feel like if a guy screws up, he just made a mistake. If a woman does, it’s because women…

Why just white devils? #alldevilsmatter

ok we’re at the point where i think you’re kidding but i’m not actually sure.

It also sounds like a problem with our healthcare system that she couldn’t leave her job because she was the one with the benefits.

Han has to call her that at least once in this movie. At least once. And receive a ball-withering glare in return.

“But it is the men who are attacking the women. If there is to be a curfew, let the men stay at home.”

Since men are doing all the raping, why not have a curfew for men instead?

Serious question: Why can’t the proprietor just ask the racist ass-clown to not return. “Sir, I’m sorry that our values and yours don’t match. I’m sure that another vendor would be more to your liking. Please have a nice day...” I get it—you depend on customers for your livelihood. But these people will never learn…

People say this sort of thing and it completely perplexed me. What bothers you about it? You wish you were a teenager?

“Who knew the nurses of America moved like the mob?”

And then spray her in the face with the little squirt bottle reserved exactly for these instances of being a horrible person.

I mean, I know we’re all laughing at these people but sooner or later there’s going to be a cooties epidemic and we’re all going to feel very foolish.

I read all of these in the 70’s when I was first allowed to get books from the Adult section of the library*. And now I have to go read them again dammit.

I didn’t realize this would be that big.... But it’s really the response I want to give to all these fuckwits.