Wedding favors. We didn’t have any because I couldn’t think of anything I was dying to give people. I watched my friends freak out over the ‘perfect wedding favor’ and work way too hard and spend way too much money on something that gets left behind, tossed in a junk drawer, or eaten and forgotten about. So we just…

Wait, I thought Christians were supposed to be looking forward to Christ’s return in the second coming and/or the rapture. In that case, shouldn’t she be *thanking* Obama?

The world better not end before May 1st, I really want to see The Avengers.

I do the same thing that I do when someone tells me a racist “joke” - look at them blankly and say, “I don’t understand; can you explain why you {said that/asked me to do that/thought that was my job/etc}?” Then they have to stammer over an excuse as to why they were an asshole to you, but don’t have any grounds to…

If only there had been a good guy with a chair, this could have been prevented.

"specific economics aside, no matter what a couple asks for as a wedding gift, you should shut right the hell up and give it to them."

Burt's Bees has been my go to. There is one part of my lip that cracks and breaks during dry or really cold weather. The crack looks like I've been punch in the lip (and it does bleed if it gets too dry). Started using Burt's and haven't had it happen for an entire year.

Burt's Bees has been my go to. There is one part of my lip that cracks and breaks during dry or really cold weather.…

That's *one* of my biggest issues with the anti-abortion crowd. Call it what it is - you want to defend something that resembles a sea monkey.

"But I don't waaaannna"

Still, if you say yes, the person will spend extra preparing your spot. I was raised to only cancel under extreme circumstances, if I'd RSVP'd yes. Part of being an adult is sometimes just sucking it up and going, even if it's not what you personally feel like doing at this very moment.

"I better hurry and tell all the ladies in the world what my penis thinks of them, so they can base their self-worth around it! You're welcome, ladies."

"What is privacy again?"

I don't think she handled it well at all, but I interpreted it as Korina saying that she didn't think she could be impartial and wouldn't give Char the best help she could give. I'd rather she admit that and leave than stick around and end up unconsciously sabotaging Char's work.

I'm preparing myself for some backlash, but I agree with Korina's general comments, though she was a megabitch about it and could have handled things better (and not have attacked Char, because this was not her fault and that was totally uncool). I think the producers, the judges, or both are trying to justify the Tim…

As a devoted Miss Manners reader, I'm pretty sure the Official Miss Manners stance on forms of address is: to the very best of your knowledge, call people what they want to be called. If they have always been Mrs. Burly Husband, that's how it should look on the envelope sent to them. If they are Mr. Bro Husband and…