Fantastic name btw. Your thumbnail made me legitimately laugh out loud. I remember the exact moment of that screenshot. Gross/hilarious.

This joke is made more depressing by its most literal interpretation - that Donald Trump will still be Dictator President when those unborn kids are of voting age.

PLEASE INFORM SOMEONE TO TURN OFF THE DAMN AUTOPLAYING VIDEOS

So this was fake, but the Bad Boy Mowers Gasparilla Bowl and the Cheribundi Boca Raton Bowl were legitimate? What a time to be alive...

News at 11: Baseball guys are D-bags, especially late at night off the record drunk in a locker room. Interesting how no one else thought this was a story and didn’t report a single word on it until Apstein dropped her “blockbuster” story. If there was ever a time to stick to sports.  

Can you guys add more auto-play videos? They’re a nice distraction from the constant screaming, crying, and incoherently babbling voices in my head.

Yeah, but wave pools can be reused. And nothing ever goes wrong with them.

So let me understand this...the difference between elite climbers and 8 year olds is 0.5 on a scale that goes to...well, at least 5.6? What the hell is a 3 like? Scaling K2 solo, naked, with another person on your back?

They were also cheating because the running back is 33 years old and also Marshawn Lynch.

Sometimes when you try to cover something up you have to look incompetent to avoid looking guilty.

Looking for more of that sweet X-Games money, I see.

I am a they-are-being-pulled-up-by-their-ropes-truther and will not be taking any questions.

After an entire offseason and season of Deadspin crying collusion despite just about every free agent signing for about what everyone predicted due to age and projected future output (did Bryce Harper even sign with a team or is he still being colluded against?)...

Pending Raymond Felton signing with anyone this season he’s the last UNC player left from not only the Dean Smith era but he’s outlasted anyone who played for Bill Guthridge and Matt Doherty as well.

Usually the old guy at the Y with the replaced joint has the courtesy to just hang out on the wing and drain his shots, rather than do so in transition

Vince Carter is so old, he remembers when the UK handed Hong Kong over to China in 1997!

Do you still receive an automatic 4.0 for the semester if your roommate gets arrested for a felony?

You’re missing two rails of either Adderall, Xanax, or cocaine depending on who their parents are and what fraternity they rushed.

Connor Bruce Croll: Alright listen Brayden, here’s what we’re gonna do. You’re gonna put a big bet on Florida. Then we’ll drink 12 Busch Lites each and split a can of dip. Then I’ll call in a bomb threat from my unencrypted, traceable iPhone. It’s the perfect crime...  

Croll Tried!