Is that the lead singer of They Might Be Giants

At what point in the future will we have a day-zero cliché? Brain-Genius must have the shortest lifespan between introduction and overuse as a breezy sports insult.

As Chris Rock said “there are black people who aren’t even born yet who won’t vote for him.”

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When has the narrative ever been anything other than Nagy is a raging idiot and Trubisky an over-his-head joke of a draft selection.

Please, make it stop ...

Hi, Nats fan here. So I’m really torn, because our fans are the worst, and I don’t want us to be happy. But then, I also don’t want anyone remotely associated with the Astros to be happy either until they take responsibility for Larry Nassar. Anyway, what I’m saying is, incredible reporting Diana

Jesus Christ, again, what the fuck do you people want, except to complain about everything

The lesson here: Don’t try.

Oh great, now Pierce is imitating Burneko.

I think it more likely ends in some kind of settlement/plea for mercy. Although if West does hate Lo Duca as Lo Duca says, who knows, this could be a long spiteful case.

Counterpoint: If you’re contriving a bunch of bullshit in order to get angry about Tom Brady, writers in other cities, social media and other things not worth it, you’re fucking pathetic.

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Theoretically, so can Olympic pools. And quarter-mile tracks, basketball courts and gymnastics floors.

I like you better when you write under the Ray Ratto persona.

I love it. This is basically an action to improve working conditions and perks for employees, which you’d think would matter to the blog that taught the world how to unionize. But because ownership is pushing it, of course this is all MLB’s fault for not “investing in the facilities” because of the ongoing…

Sabathia’s greatest performance, for me, was the “I just farted” declaration in the dugout in a July 2008 game.

What the fuck was the score? Who the fuck won? Isn’t that a basic detail worth mentioning here?

It’s a no doubter he’s the last of Dean Smith’s players still active in the league, right?

Usually the old guy at the Y with the replaced joint has the courtesy to just hang out on the wing and drain his shots, rather than do so in transition