Mark Lemke played second base?

I was told that ESPN’s guests on this today would be, I’m not making this up, Dave Portnoy and Larry Nassar until senior management got word of it, then it was changed to Dave Portnoy, Larry Nassar and Tyreek Hill

Jesus fucking Christ how much shit can we write about Daryl Morey? Fine, we get it. This is bad, he’s a martyr, all the people you hate are bootlickers. Boot lickers, boot boot boot licker licker licker.

I would love to see Yu Fu and Mr. T in a conversation.

This isn’t to put you in your place, just to say that individual clicks, or “I should show support by clicking and reading” don’t move the needle, really. It’s not like every view on a story is monetized to some fraction of a cent; it’s more like, the traffic they show a week ago helps them sell a deal this week for…

I’d be surprised if there’s enough material in there to get him through two dumps. In the salad days of tobacco advertising, it was the size of a small county’s phone book and you could take all week to finish it.

This is a classic expansion on Deadspin’s favorite topic selection, which is that all sports fans are stupid assholes and you shouldn’t be one.

Quitting like this at 23 years old is so Millennial, Falcon.

This is some tortured-ass tone-copping, even by this site’s standards.

Kind of a prosaic role to play, but I guess Ben Stiller needs work

Please tell me Nice has a player wearing No. 69

Fool me 13 times shame on you ...

This is why they need to bring back checking in golf

No, no no no no. If anyone has overused and abused the term “gaslighting” because it’s the kickiest SEO bullshit this month, it’s outrage bloggers who deploy it every time someone they don’t like denies allegations made against them. FOH with this scolding bullshit.

He’s just following that old maxim of shoeleather journalism, “If your mother says T. Boone Pickens left Mike Gundy 30 bucks to get a haircut, check it out.”

In NASCAR, the Butt Green-White-Checker

I think the Chiefs could refuse the out-of-bounds penalty and require a rekick or something, although that assumes Reid would be astute enough to force them to do it and get the clock running.

Why? Last I saw they’re running away with the West.

It’s turn-back-the-clock day to 1993, apparently.

The last time a Bush had a dissociated episode: