There was an old saying about the Braves and their pitching staff whenever the playoffs rolled around in the 90's.

Yeah so... This is a silly stretch. Because while I absolutely agree that GG has a deep influence on how this sort of reactionary shit operates now, this isn’t GG.

If this was done at Deadspin there would already be two Pulitzer-caliber op-eds about mismanagement in the Internet age and a list of the worst athlete endorsements ever... used solely as a way to make a joke about Joe Montana in Skechers Shape-Ups.

Fuck HR with a rusty rake.

And on that 14th time.... Well, you're not gonna fool me again

I believe the saying is, “Fool me 13 times.............................I won’t get fooled again.”

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Make all pro golfers take their shots with no practice swings, or setup, or club changing, once you get within a 10 yard radius of the ball you have to hit it within 15 seconds. Also the courses should be infested with hungry weasels, 12 foot, one-eyed gators, and at least a dozen cougars dragging around electrified…