Cheese pizza is for children, like that annoying little shit from Home Alone.
I loathe jet skis with the force of a thousand suns. So, that’s why I wouldn’t buy a PWC.
LOOK AT THE GOOD ROLY POLY BEARS. WHAT A GOOD BEAR.
One ended up in Sacramento.
I hope a bucket of paint falls off a ladder and lands upside-down on your head and gets stuck there and you stumble around with a paint-bucket on your head and crash into a ladder and fall down a manhole.
My dog is the best dog.
The Border Collies
I can’t wait to vote for her for Space President.
My 7 year old niece has devised a chart where she puts stickers on squares that are numbered. The numbers correspond to a list of misogynistic hot phrases she hears at school, on TV, from my mother, etc. When her chart is full she hands it to the closest adult and demands $20 for Space Camp.
If only she had been able to edit her actions in the way you edited your comment to seem more empathetic...
Don’t forget to post your vagenda of manocide for the weekend! I’m getting my pitchfork nice and sharpened!
You’re so right! Thank you for noticing! Feminazi and proud, over here!
Or, maybe, they know that Prince and Timberlake didn’t exactly get along, and he was pretty explicit during his life that he didn’t want to be used in that way after death.
White guys gonna white guy
Fancy dogs don’t catch.
At least he didn’t say, “This game is almost as good as that Dodge commercial that used Martin Luther King Jr’s Voice to sell pickup trucks!”
Finally a chance to throw batteries at someone’s head out of joy instead of anger.
Still not as bad as Dodge using MLK to try to sell trucks.
Hopefully now you guys have a better understanding of why I broke up with her.