This is the easiest problem to solve. Independent trucks, ride the best. Fuck the rest.

#fishlopnik

The barramundi or Asian sea bass is a species of catadromous fish in the family Latidae of the order Perciformes. The species is widely distributed in the Indo-West Pacific region from South Asia to Papua New Guinea and Northern Australia. The fish is known as pla kapong in Thai and as bhetki/koral in Bengali

I didn’t know I wanted a Florida Man douchebro vs. Salt Bae fight til I had to write this today.

I mean, everything you just listed convinced me that having a pet over a child was the right decision.
#Furbabies #FelineChild #Cheaper #LessStress #SelfCleaning

It was just a fucking question, dick. Just for that I’m chopping down a random tree and displaying it my living room for the next month as a symbol of my hatred towards you.

I would expect such an opinion from someone putting Atomic Blonde (zzzz) and Furious 7 over Fury Road.

Stick to shorts!

No more goddamn 4 door trucks. 

Rustango.

People like you overusing centrist are just as annoying as Republicans who overuse socialist. You clearly have no idea what the word means; it’s just a knee-jerk reaction to throw it out there against someone with whom you disagree.

Guys.

That’s not true; I’ve already put in a request with our Chronographic Restitution Department, and they’ve agreed to credit your account seven extra minutes. You’re welcome.

Get fucked.

Start a rumor that there is a curse on anyone who steals the salt and pepper shakers. Fake a letter to the editor of the local newspaper claiming to be from an out of towner who wants help returning stolen shakers because things started going terribly wrong after they stole the shakers.

The lattice of coincidence. #PlateOfShrimp

Really, you just need to look at his background to see where this stuff comes from:

I think we’ll  have to call you “Fancy David” now.

I think we’re gonna need a bigger belt.

Yeah, that notorious left wing rag the Wall Street Journal is really into Marxist propaganda these days.