Personally, I think it’s extremely good and not horrifically scary that our country is run by a grotesque cabal of sundowning racist grandpas.

I love that he has to keep serving fast food because everyone made fun of him for it once, and he is constitutionally incapable of allowing even the implication he might have been wrong by serving better food now.

You will be sent off to fight the Kodan Armada.

How many wars has the US lost since WWII? Where are your white flag jokes about us?

I’m not THAT much better than that, let’s  be honest.

Why would she come to your basement in the first place?

“Let’s leave the battery exposed on the bottom of the bike frame. That’s the safest place for it!”

But then you have to move to a new town and live in a barn owned by an old man as you slowly class up a really shady bar. As it turns out, despite your best intentions to put the throat ripping past behind you, tensions between your new bar and a local gang boss will increase to the point where you have to bust out you…

OMFG THERE IS EVEN ONE NAMED GASTON I FUCKING CAN’T

Hey, since you have to have some trouble reading, I’ll quote the relevant portion of the post here:

Pardon me, but do you have any yellow mustard?

You know you’re an asshole when the Nixon Foundation calls you out.

We are a century behind the developed world on Single Payer Healthcare. Not supporting healthcare for all is a non-starter and now Brown has disqualified himself as a 21st Century leader by allying himself with the wasteful cruelty of for profit health insurance.

The heat death of the universe, I think.

If you scroll between them real fast, you can pretend they’re dancing. 

FTW, Drew is baaaack :)

I attended a private school. It was the best education possible and made attending my elite university a breeze. That being said, it wasn’t a religious school and was staffed by a ton of hippie-like teachers.

It sounds like Average Anna has a pretty good time until she gets married and has kids.  That was obviously her mistake.

Since our stupid Supreme Court blocked the Finnish solution of banning private schools, I think we should do the next best thing and tax the hell out of them. Revoke their tax free status and throw a 100% tuition tax on the parents.