You don’t stroll on Shabbos.

Any reason you touted ublock origins as acceptable? It stopped working on almost all websites about a month ago. 

Ah, hell. Now I really want to see a Mad Max/ Fury Road sequel, but with electric rigs defending solar farms.

I blame coffee. Coffee and the enlistment bonus.

New movie! Slow and Pointless: Moscow drift! 

two words: Tom Sula

I had a really vivid dream that I was out of tea for breakfast. The next morning when I woke up, I discovered that I indeed did have tea. “It was only a dream”, I said to myself.

What, we are having fun. We have president big boy!

r/woosh

I think we’ll  have to call you “Fancy David” now.

At this point, I hope he goes to the lakers. Ef okc.

I think you just found your next project car! At least fiberglass can’t rust. I bet you can get it to Moab.

Also I believe it has the best factory rack of any vehicle I’ve ever seen. 

I bought a 2000 Xterra 10 years ago. So far I’ve replaced the radiator and an O ring on the throttle body and that’s it. Great 4x4, comfortable, slow as hell, and iffy gas mileage. I love it.

No mo Jo.

We have special “strategic withdrawal” and “Mission Accomplished” awards for 2nd place!

All hail the front mullet! Or, as we called it back in my day, the flock o’ seagulls.

I know, right? Those names are straight up fictional sounding.

Same same. I went to a dry wedding in the basement of a Daze Inn? I lasted maybe 20 minutes. 

Naked mole rat queen for president! I for one, would welcome her wrinkly self as my overlord. Maybe get a good boy for vice president?