this reads like the dating profile of a divorced dad...

“So don’t front, MC Ren ‘cuz I remember when you drove a B-210"

The second one is so beautiful. The first, not so much.

starred just because i love those kitty gifs!

Whaaaaaaat? Such a lovely comment to read — you filled my heart.

Thank you. My screen name is actually from when I first decided to stop using and go into rehab, I had been homeless, but not living on the streets, and I didn’t have any glasses and really wanted a pair, so my dad surprised me by taking me to the store and we got a pair. I used to have some expensive designer glasses…

He did intentionally rip it off because it was a tear-away bodice. The whole black corset part was supposed to come off, but it malfunctioned somehow, and the cup came off, exposing her breast. It wasn’t really his fault or anyone’s fault; it was quite literally a wardrobe malfunction. Shit happens in live theatre,…

Today is the first day that I haven’t been upset about Trump in two years and that’s only because I learned today that I’m getting a divorce. So. That’s apparently what it takes.

I just have all the love for light projection art protests/projects. It’s unstoppable, and similar to graffiti without property damage/a justification for arrest and fines.

I could make many worse choices than marrying the entire Satanic Temple, is the thing

He really should be making plans to get his PhD if he wants to avoid the Browns.

Men who complain about things like that are men who need a woman’s sexuality but only when they can control it. It’s not your sexy to to enjoy and give. It’s theirs to have a take.

Yeah, who are we to judge the actions of a staunch supporter of racial segregation?

Honestly, this is even better.

See thats exactly right. For ‘extreme terrorism’ (committed by brown people) you put in place a bunch of racist policies, and change the laws to be more racist.

6. Cut wheel, floor it - Let other drivers know you are serious about winter driving by hooning your vehicle as much as possible. Hoonery is not only fun, it gives you an excellent feel for how your vehicle handles in adverse weather conditions. By being able to better control your vehicle, you make the road safer for…

Did this mother fucker call him the “poor mans Don King?”