oh, god. that’s how we got trump. that moment. oh, god no. no. no.

500 days of Lennu! Make it happen.

#makeamericagreatagain

And, if confirmed, all school children will spend at least one hour per day filling out similar forms.

Is that you? Rex Tillerson himself? I really can’t tell anymore if someones comment is real, paid by some agency, or a bot. Whatev. The answer is fuck you.

Solidarity!

Christmas tortoise will judge you harshly if you don’t un-gray.

The Christmas tortoise will bring all the kittehs moist food and special treats! All you have to do is meyawl all night and leave headless mice by the front door.

Counterpoint: Humans are far more worthless than opossums. Seriously, step back, bro.

tldr.

Uh, Trump doesn’t drink either. Never trust someone who doesn’t drink.

Can we not use terms like “repukes, republicons, obummer, killary...”. It lowers our level of discourse and devalues our statements. Sure, you’re angry, but you will not sway anyone’s opinion by using lame misspellings. I can’t be the only one who stops reading when I encounter this, whether its from the right or…

Pacifica! I’m barely joking. I have no jokes left.

Seattleite here. I was a fan during the glory days of Payton to Kemp lobs. I watched coach Karl waste the talent in so many ways..... Never playing rookies, the complete inability of diagramming last second plays, never changing anything in the playoffs. I blame him and Howard Shultz for losing my team. Probably not a…

Bah, back in my day it took hours just to put on my hat. Get off my lawn.

Counter point: There should be a creepy ass clown on every intersection after 2:00 A.M.

I remember some weird interval between Michael Jackson songs while a kid with no legs skate boarded up to the stage? Anyone recall that slice of awkward?

Needs more:

The loafers really tie the look together.

To be fair, Montana is a better state to drive through without stopping.