I used to have that cup. I miss that cup.

She also appears to be an elf. That might explain all the magic in this photograph.

took me a while, but i got it.

Awesome/can’t wait to read. Thanks.

You know what is the best thing about duct tape? It turns no, no, no, into mmmmm, mmmmmm, mmmmm. Bad and inappropriate, but makes me laugh. I can’t help my dark humor.

True, but they can be funny. Just not that one. hah.

It had something to do with the main editors outing a new york dude. gawker owners or someone erased the post without their consent. people resigned. feelings were hurt. blah blah blah. the original post was a little skeezy anyway. i dont know how to feel.

It’s like our parents are fighting, and we’re trying to listen to them from behind the door.

Not entirely inappropriate, though.

Starred for the doge. The joke was just so-so.

Yay! I believe some of the Wonkettes are ex-Gawkers. Kitchenette is the only reason I like mondays.

You know what? You just pissed off the entire world. You have your war now, m*therf#ckers.

losing to my mom at monopoly when i was 7.

Yeah, he was fired. But the chief of police stated he fired him because “ he didn’t control the subject by keeping his hands on her at all times!” That apparently is not protocol.

It still boggles the mind that the same party who advocates mandatory childbirth always is pushing for cuts to welfare, healthcare, and education spending. I mean, really? It’s like cartoon villein stereotypes.

I’d hail that.

I seriously don’t understand how he could be anybodies type. No matter how much $ he has, I just don’t see it. Ugh. I would literally marry a pig before The Donald. Pigs are awesome, though. Not for marrying, just hanging out with. Sooooo content with their lives. “Who’s a good pig? You are!”

That’s some Chris Weber shit. Yep.

Science, bitches!

As a teen, my friends and I raced a 70’s bug vs. a 70’s vw van. Uphill with 5 people in each vehicle. I think we hit 35 mph at one point, then the superior aerodynamics of the beetle kicked in and it edged away. Yes it was on a street, but it was a three laner with a passing lane, and there wasn’t even anyone behind…