You obviously need to get the catholic pope and the coptic pope both into robotic exoskeletons that can transform into a variety of pope related transport devices. Then, they can either choose to fight, or combine into a superpope to defeat whatever common foe needs defeating. I might get religion if this came to pass.

So, I counted 7 skin’s fans and 8 cars. Truly extreme. I bet RG3 doesn’t talk to them either.

If you’re going to live in a hot place, make sure it’s on the fucking beach. I grew up in the Northwest also and I love summers, vacation in hot ass countries in the winter, and would never consider living more than say 30 miles from an ocean? And no, New York doesn’t count as 30 miles from an ocean. I mean clean…

I would totally vote for pizza rat. He is an inspiration to millions of young go getters looking to pull themselves up by their bootstraps. Pizza Rat! 2016!

The local county fair used to have something called the barnyard scramble in which they let kids chase and catch bunnies, chickens, and piglets. It was hilarious to watch and probably terrifying for the animals. Over the years many escaped and bred their own domestic population, although some have mixed it up with the…

Hey! This is my town! Langley on Whidbey island. The town has been slowly populated by hundreds of escaped domestic rabbits over the last 30 years or so. Some have interbred with the local, possibly non-native, eastern cotton tail. The majority of the locals love the rabbits. Sure, they dug a few holes in the middle…

Blasphemy! The answer to all your hunger problems is always Dick’s! (If you’re in Seattle). Although that local fast food mex place on pine near broadway is the fucking best.

Bob’s burgers is the best! I am also into Rick and Morty. Fuck politics unless we have a chance to feel the Bern...

I swear the gypsum dust is some kind of natural sunscreen. I have never got a sunburn there after 7 years attending.

You know what? I’m not going to defend burning man anymore. Obviously it isn’t for everyone and those that are unsure should just stay home. Some people just want to hang in the dust for a week with a bunch of like minded individuals. Sure, occasionally someone is hurt or dies, but well under the average for a similar…

I just came here to say how much I hate the new font.

yah, fuck those people. It was common knowledge in 1st grade! that our P.E. teacher was a perv. Some scandal happened and he wasn’t there by my 3rd grade. Ugh. So wrong that all the 8 year olds knew and he still taught classes.

In Thailand, every kid learns Muay Thai (kick-boxing) from kindergarten on. Seriously, don’t fuck with the Thai’s.

I was on the boomerang team in college. We had intercollegiate meets and everything. It was fun as hell and we got extremely accurate with regards to how the boomerang returned. Maximum time aloft, accuracy, fast catch, and the fun one, team style. Throw a good 30 meter boom, chug beer, set can on head, knock off beer…

Uh, as a custom home builder, most studs are more than enough to support the weight of one or two people even if it is lateral stress. I put 3/8” eye-bolts in my walls to support a hammock with no problems. The vast majority of exterior walls use 2x6 studs, and that is only so you can fit enough insulation in between…

RUN!!!!!!

In the boys department at most big stores (these are from Target), you can find hefty boy sizes which easily fit my 30" waist. Super cheap and come in all sorts of fun patterns. It's usually around US $10 for a five pack.

In the boys department at most big stores (these are from Target), you can find hefty boy sizes which easily fit my…

I signed up for a “How to repo cars” seminar because my wife was going to do it without me. Ugh. After the slime-ball in charge gave us a one week tutorial, which was actually really informative, he encouraged us all go to Denver with him and repo a bunch of cars. Even though our scam-ometer was off the charts at this…

me too. especially Walla Walla sweets. yum!

Triscuits, cottage cheese, sriracha. Thank me later.