maybe a heavily salted fried egg over my brown-sugar infused oatmeal? dang, now i'm hungry.

nah, mang. step up to the cottage cheese with sriracha, eaten with triscuits. what i'm saying is, you should leave your husband for me.

The ESPN redesign got me. Forgot it just changed to the 1st. Bastards.

Yeah. I had no idea that Blatt was a jewish name. Nor would I think this coach was jewish from the article. On a level of bunnies to Hitler, this outrage ranks around a tubesock.

Yeah, that has WTF written all over. Bad singing, strippers day jobs, and the best of all is the look on the player's face after Carrot Top patted him on the shoulder. This is the real reason why there are no pro sports in Vegas.

Have you had a chance to read "the night circus" by Erin Morgenstern? I can't recommend it enough. And yeah, scarves are plenty manly and warm.

It's all Goodell, man. He's reconfigured all the helmet mikes to deliver secret rewards or punishments at his command. Goodell, man.

Its all Goodell, man. He's got little satellites that read your brain, man.

Cream cheese is really really good in omelettes. That is all.

I know, right? I just want to watch a good game. I do not want any "football purists" jumping on the Seahawks bandwagon. It's full of us diehard fans who have been waiting for this team to be good after decades of mediocrity.

This is why the east coast sucks. Discuss.

That is actually a good idea. Although, I think I just want to see how the logo and uniforms turn out.

Waldo!

I ruined the CV joint on my Scirocco doing that on ice when I was in college. I miss that car.

Please disprove this statement. "My hovercraft is full of eels."

Manning face!

sweet.

woooooooooooo!

I raised pigs and chickens. Loved them, then ate them. I do like animals more than people, though. At least some animals are stupid in a predictable way. To be honest, I would eat human meat also if it wasn't so taboo. Humans are not rare precious things.

You guys remember the Michael Jackson halftime with all the children dancing and some kid with no legs skateboarding up to the stage?