The one undeniable thing that has destroyed the game is the GODDAMN COMMERCIALS. Until they cut those down drastically, I’m basically done with watching the NFL. Let them beat each other with baseball bats for all I care, just reduce the amount of advertising.

That Facebook/Schilling meme is fucking brilliant.

I must say I’m starting to have some doubts about this Trump gentleman. I initially quite liked his idea to make America great again; I was lucky enough to visit the country recently and I rated it only “very good” rather than “great” (I knocked a mark off because the hotel kept forgetting to change our towels and…

Adults in youth football and a man-baby running for president. Good times America. Good times.

I’m 29 and I can not tell you how many times I’ve daydreamed about going back and playing little league, not as a kid, but as an adult. I would fucking dominate and feel a power that I’ve never felt before. Imagine getting a 40mph floater right down the middle and taking it deep, rounding the bases while staring…

If only they’d set up a hotline for the viewing public to call in obvious penalties.

At least the USGA rule book is very black and white on most rules. The NFL rule book has too much room for interpretation. Every time I hear the term “football move” it makes me cringe.

If there is a greater indictment of gambling than this comment, I can’t think of one.

This game is Figure 1 in ‘Why more and more people don’t give a fuck about the NFL’. Ugh. Absolutely no redeeming value to that one.

My childhood babysitter’s son in law..

Looks like Brian Hoyer isn’t the season’s only healthy scratch.

Is this sports?

This is the best of the bunch.

Gary Johnson counters with “Where’s the beef?”, but is actually confused about where beef comes from.

Yo momma so nasty, she keeps a separate email server for her side pieces

What’s wrong with the Jets? I can tell you this: the 96% of NFL fans who cheer for other teams don’t give a fuck. It’s a boring team with a shit roster. Unless a team is train-wreck bad (Lions a few years back, Jaguars moving to London, Browns fucking up, etc) an article about an irrelevant team is...irrelevant. How…

Well folks, it finally happened. The NRA warned us all but I didn’t believe them. Last night as I was watching the debate there was a knock on my door. This startled me since I didn’t buzz anyone up. Maybe it was a neighbor who needed something? I ask who is it as I check the peephole and it was President Obama! At…

It’s not often you see the black sheep of the family invited over for tea.