I listen to your podcast with my friend’s wife in the room and she got pregnant without sex. I swear!

The best time to take a dump is before you poop your pants.

He was unavailable for post-game comment on his usual stool by his locker.

He’s approaching MN Timberwolves level of terrible. 

Yasiel Puig plays for the Reds?  

As a Vikings fan, I find it some what satisfying watching Kirk Cousin succeed and washed up Andrian Beaterson collect a pay check that will all go to child support payments. 

I wonder if this made it into The President’s binder of happy news.

He must have used a ton of his internal battery to get that time.

The Cracker Barrel is just a way to store and transport white people.

Finally some evidence for the DeVos voucher plan.

A great RB who always found a way to fumble in a key spot of the game. How fitting Peterson’s last carry for the Vikings was a fumble.

A fact less rant aimed at old white dudes, where I heard this before?

This country has the poorest billionaires ever. SAD!

Adrian Peterson is hoping they switch their decision.

Bannon wants people held accountable, removes rules to hold people accountable. Makes as much sense as a spying microwave.

Double the Vicodin, double the losses.

I’ve seen this before. A cop getting plowed into the Bangbus.

A back-breaking loss for the Griz.

You can just drink wine until you forget they are little turds to each other.

Best offensive play of the year so far.