I listen to your podcast with my friend’s wife in the room and she got pregnant without sex. I swear!

The best time to take a dump is before you poop your pants.

He was unavailable for post-game comment on his usual stool by his locker.

USB drives aren’t the only thing that are pulled out quickly.

He’s approaching MN Timberwolves level of terrible. 

Nestlé took it.

Yasiel Puig plays for the Reds?  

It looks like the offspring of a Putin - Trump love child. 

As a Vikings fan, I find it some what satisfying watching Kirk Cousin succeed and washed up Andrian Beaterson collect a pay check that will all go to child support payments. 

It’s amazing how Swift people react to an Instagram post and not their actual rights being taken away.

I can’t wait to get Grandpa’s racist Facebook rants about how Mexicans are taking Americans jobs live on a dedicated device in my kitchen while cooking the enchiladas he loves when comes to visit.

I hope it's not next to the diet Coke button. 

Ok, sure Zucky. 

I wonder if this made it into The President’s binder of happy news.

He must have used a ton of his internal battery to get that time.

The Cracker Barrel is just a way to store and transport white people.

What’s wrong with Cheetos dust?

These guys lost all credibility at “human rights violation”

Finally some evidence for the DeVos voucher plan.

A great RB who always found a way to fumble in a key spot of the game. How fitting Peterson’s last carry for the Vikings was a fumble.