Really, you just need to look at his background to see where this stuff comes from:

Color announcer sounded about 5 seconds from just going over and punching Allen in the throat which, although unorthodox, I would heartily endorse.

At what point do we accept that this guy is who he is, which is Ted Cruz?

Matt Nagy is watching this over and over right now.

That was some horseshit NBA JAM eat-your-money cheating-AI shenanigans of a shot... And it was fucking AWESOME

Chris, that was awesome. Fuck.

Here’s what irritates me most about this story: less than two months ago there was a VERY public story related to college basketball that went as follows:

“So you could say this is a textbook case of impermissible benefits.” [fumbles sunglasses while trying to put them on]

I see where you’re going with this. You’re talking about eSATA, right?

I use denture tabs to clean mine every day, which is necessary because they are truly disgusting after a night of being repeatedly coated with slimey saliva.

He did it because people told him not to. The man is not a mystery. He’s just an asshole.

Fucking moron.

Trump isn’t Bettlejuice. He doesn’t become less powerful if you avoid saying his name. He’s the president of the United States, a job that at least used to be considered the most powerful position in the world.

One easy to way to tell if you are on the wrong side of an issue is when the other people who agree with you are carrying Nazi flags.

If you’re so firmly conservative that your mind goes immediately to “ESPN’s liberal agenda is killing them!”, you are likely a strong supporter of Fox News. If you have Fox News, you have cable. And if you have cable...you’re paying ESPN like $80 a year even if you never touch the channel.

“I beg to differ.”

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

The really great thing is, you don’t have to be alone with a woman to take away her access to health care.