The puzzles in this game have some of the most esoteric answers I’ve ever seen. Trying to figure them out, while also trying to avoid that piece of shit Janitor make this game supremely unfun to play.

And Amazon isn’t the party under scrutiny in this situation? Hmm.

Ah, yes. The high point of comedy. Saying that something exists.

Honestly, what’s the appeal of Twitch chat when there’s more than like 50 viewers? It’s literally impossible to decipher any one message when they’re all scrolling by that fast, so there’s no point typing anything nuanced, and spamming emotes is just pissing into an ocean of piss.

You can’t post an image on the internet and expect it to not be reposted somewhere if it clicks with someone. Doesn’t matter if it’s not fair, that’s just real life.

I’m glad he’ll be in a game that has a good fighting system.

Wow, CORN look like real fucking assholes.

I have zero desire to play this game now.

But why pick the week after a weekend of MASSIVE game releases? D:

What? They are going to threaten us into playing a game? I don’t give in to threats! But that game looks neat enough, so I will try it. But not because they threatened me, though!

Yep, big arena. And based off that picture, it looks like they had 75-100 people there to watch.

The only thing I can think of when I see that header image is that they must mean “light up” in a literal sense; that crowd is almost non-existent.

Does it physically hurt to write this copy? At least the game in question was a decent one this time.

God these articles are lame. Who’s better at porn video novels, Dad or daughter?!?! Energizer wants you to find out!

ME: tolerance and peace is the best way to go through life. we shouldn’t infringe on somebody who’s just doing what they want
ALSO ME: we should destroy every teen

i seem to be the one who thinks this remaster looks like ass. The visuals are worse than the originals imo.

I would like to remind everyone that this is not censorship and that Playtonic as a private business has the right to express itself as they see fit. If they do not wish to include voice work by a controversial figure in their video game that is well within their right. Jon’s free speech was not violated in any way…

Are you trying to defend underage sex? That’s...not a good hill to die on.

I didn’t know I was old for thinking this game was terrible.

I’m 2 hours in and I want to choke him to death.