I feel like he deserves more because we know that Bieber has brought the area's property values down.

And to show off the fact that you had the class to keep things clean!

Ooooh! Me!

Oh god. The eating. THEY DON'T TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE SO PRESSED TO MEET AND GREET THAT YOU MIGHT NOT HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO EAT!

I know this is going to sound offensive...etc. but can we say something other than "as a [women's studies/something liberal arts/something about a strong woman or having a strong woman in her life] I am ashamed I [didn't know this/didn't learn this/wasn't taught this]."

I'm actually a huge fan of Dior make-up products — it's one of the few things I've found that sits on my face decently and doesn't make me break out.

I was convinced she was Eurasian. Someone was getting it on with someone who was not Mr./Mrs. Kishi. That would also explain why Janine was so Japanese looking in the book covers and why Claudia was always the black sheep!!

And a little Kirsten Dunst.

WHAT?!?!?! Guess what I'm gonna do now...

I LOVE THIS POST.

I'm excited but I feel guilty for being excited...so yeah.

"Murda"! A reference to Murder Inc. Records?

Oooooh gurllll! So much scandalz!

I thought there may have been an inside joke or a pun that I didn't understand but...I guess not!

I think you should contact your former love interests because I (and I'm sure others) would like to know where they are now.

WHY DOESN'T HE JUST PULL THE FUCKING THING OUT BEFORE IT DRILLS HIS BRAIN?!

I am still grossed out by the fact that I CANNOT STOP WATCHING.

I wear their yoga pants and some of their running clothes.

They just look like Blair Waldorf headbands...not tiaras. Fuckin' NYTIMES.

I feel like this should spell something. I also feel like I'm looking at drugs after taking drugs.