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WTF. That’s all I have to say.

If you play it fast enough, it sounds like he’s saying ‘gina. As in, you know, vagina.

“president”

FUCKING FUCKER. If you asked anyone ten years ago if a reality show meglomania with multiple bankrupcies had (NOT WON) the presidency, we all would’ve laughed.

Someone will hack it and try to wheeze the juice.

I mean, I guess I technically have not seen every episode but I’m pretty sure I will. *Streaming tears emoji*

I remember that WB does this for a lot of shows...To this day, it still makes no sense to me why a bunch of rich WASPs from the Upper East Side would use an HP laptop (or was it Dell) at the time. [Gossip Girl.]

The one with the kids in a post-apocalytic earth because they were put there by a fleet of space stations. And then it’s like Lord of the Flies. It made no sense to me and I watched it anyways.

I was going to comment...and I can’t 1-up this in anyway.

I cannot fathom hole confusion.

I really wanna see what this foot looks like but I’m afraid. Can someone replicate it in MS Paint? Thx!

I even turned up the brightness and couldn’t really see a damn thing. Basically, will not watch.

+1,000,000

Same line of reasoning when it comes to thoughts on feminism in the conservative camp: Y’all hate men because you want equality!

I want to move to your country.

My husband has a co-worker who voted for him. When asked about Trump’s association with the alt-right and neo-Nazis, the co-worker basically denied that it exists.

They’re too busy patting themselves on the back.

Nonsense is absolutely correct. It’s fucking gibberish. It’s akin to saying a couch is a vegetable.

“His latest moves against Israel makes me wonder if he isn’t a Muslim after all.”

I definitely understand the importance of it in the bathroom. There’s nothing like a nice poop and a YouTube video.